Kale = MONSTROUS GAINZ!!

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  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    callsitlikeiseeit wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    lishie_rebooted wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    williams969 wrote: »
    ddrhellbunny wrote: »
    Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.

    ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.

    Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!

    But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress

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    vs.

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    Isn't that a fern?


    Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.

    It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?

    I'm pretty sure it is. Kale = decoration. Ferns are decorative. Ergo, kale is a fern. QED

    This was my line of reasoning. I'm not into those sciencey terms like genus and species. I find that they create artificial boundaries.

    plant specieism. like racism only plant like.

    Agreed. Your logic is solid. Another reason that science is not only boring, it promotes a dangerous segregation and harmful stereotypes of species.
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
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    Kale is overrated! https://www.yahoo.com/health/10-superfoods-healthier-than-kale-102031105788.html :p
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    dpwellman wrote: »
    But, how do I use zinc oxide?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLp4DZmPqYE
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    edited March 2015
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    I actually like the stuff, pan braised with garlic and olive oil and red pepper flakes and finished with a squirt of lemon. It needs to be properly and thoroughly cooked, though.

    You won't find me eating enough to get 200% of my daily protein, though.

    Wait! I just remembered the thread title! Where are my monstrous gainz???? I want them!
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,627 Member
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    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    nicfitnesszone wrote: »
    Kale is alright stir-fried with turkey bacon..

    I like kale fine, but not turkey bacon.

    neither one of those are actually FOOD....


    LOLOLOLOL :P
  • werobins
    werobins Posts: 25 Member
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    I blend it into smoothies...as long as you add some fruit...the taste is covered.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    Not kale, but ..
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    I expected the caption to read "heaven's gate."
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    so I can eat 1200 calories of kale, not lift, and have monster gainzzzzzzzzzzzzzz????
  • CSARdiver
    CSARdiver Posts: 6,252 Member
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    If cattle happened to eat this kale you speak of I may sample its impact on my steak. Results pending...
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
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    mamapeach910 wrote: »
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    I actually like the stuff, pan braised with garlic and olive oil and red pepper flakes and finished with a squirt of lemon. It needs to be properly and thoroughly cooked, though.

    You won't find me eating enough to get 200% of my daily protein, though.

    Wait! I just remembered the thread title! Where are my monstrous gainz???? I want them!

    STAHP! How DARE you veggie heads give us carnie's an education on how to actually make veggies (the turds of the Earth) into a delicious jewel of culinary delight :p

    Don't you KNOW we have no idea what to do with exotic things such as the Nature's bounty you describe (as it should be)? Keep your delicious (and evil) tricks to yourself! NO GAINZ FOR YOU :p
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    TheBeachgod wrote: »
    dpwellman wrote: »
    But, how do I use zinc oxide?
    I know! I know!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLp4DZmPqYE


    Drat, joffed!
  • patricksshell603
    patricksshell603 Posts: 5 Member
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    Hahahahaha memes
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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    Enjoy your cancer

    http://www.medwelljournals.com/fulltext/?doi=javaa.2011.2051.2057
  • nicfitnesszone
    nicfitnesszone Posts: 115 Member
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    veganbettie wrote: »
    i love kale. especially in chip form....but i'm pretty sure too much of it is bad for your thyroid or something.....

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    ^^^ This is pretty good.

    Love this stuff!!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    OP lets see dem gainz then!

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  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
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    I sorta thought this would be one of those "X made me gain weight! Now I don't eat it because x makes you fat" or something along those lines, but then I realized that the word "monstrous" might have implied a different gain :smile: Anyway, I can't say that I'm not pleased by this discussion thus far
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
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    Kale can burn in the fiery depths of Hell.

    F*&^ KALE IN THE FACE!

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