Kale = MONSTROUS GAINZ!!
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quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.0 -
williams969 wrote: »williams969 wrote: »patricksshell603 wrote: »kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)
LOLWut? My nutritional needs mean 2250 calories. How much kale is that? Am I always guaranteed it will contain 4500 calories (double my needs)? Monster gainz, indeed...
33 calories for a cup of chopped kale, means 68 cups to reach 2250 calories.
LOL, I figured it'd take a trf**kload. Still not eating it. Never again. No matter how magical this superfood is. I'll stick to spinach, chard, and collards for my dark greens (those ARE yummy to me).
FTFY...
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tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
Not me. I'm more a Dwaine 'The Rock' Johnson kind of woman.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »williams969 wrote: »patricksshell603 wrote: »kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)
LOLWut? My nutritional needs mean 2250 calories. How much kale is that? Am I always guaranteed it will contain 4500 calories (double my needs)? Monster gainz, indeed...
33 calories for a cup of chopped kale, means 68 cups to reach 2250 calories.
LOL, I figured it'd take a trf**kload. Still not eating it. Never again. No matter how magical this superfood is. I'll stick to spinach, chard, and collards for my dark greens (those ARE yummy to me).
FTFY...
The phrase, if you're gonna do it, is "metric f***ton". Take note, and don't let it happen again. LOL0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »patricksshell603 wrote: »kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)
Interedasting. Tell me more...
It is hilarious that you posted right under my Peep post. It is like you were called to the sound of the Peep, like the Batsignal!
NaNaNaNaNaNaNA PEEPMAN!
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I've never tried kale, it looks nasty ...0
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AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
This is the best non-cat gif ever.0 -
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tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »patricksshell603 wrote: »kale is one of mother earths most beneficial greens. Compact with more than 200% of your daily nutritional needs its only beneficial. And for those who's goal is weight loss it's very low in calories:)
Interedasting. Tell me more...
It is hilarious that you posted right under my Peep post. It is like you were called to the sound of the Peep, like the Batsignal!
NaNaNaNaNaNaNA PEEPMAN!
YES!!! I am highly, highly entertained by this!0 -
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Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.0 -
ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress0 -
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But, how do I use zinc oxide?0
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tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
I'm pretty sure my wife would prefer hemsworthchestkale, but I don't think even that would get her to eat it...0 -
enterdanger wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
This is the best non-cat gif ever.
It is also a non-gif, being a jpg and all.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
ROFL! GOSLINGCHESTKALE is my new motto!0 -
We need a "peeps eating kale" gif0
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I like baby kale mixed with baby spinach. That works for me.0
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williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
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