Kale = MONSTROUS GAINZ!!
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Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.0 -
ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress0 -
this thread ..
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But, how do I use zinc oxide?0
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tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
I'm pretty sure my wife would prefer hemsworthchestkale, but I don't think even that would get her to eat it...0 -
enterdanger wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
This is the best non-cat gif ever.
It is also a non-gif, being a jpg and all.
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tincanonastring wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »
Still won't make it taste any better. (4 posts, OJ! Get working on it!)
Are you sure? Because that looks like it's growing out of his chest and I think there are some people that would eat goslingchestkale even if they hated the normal varieties of ground-based kale.
ROFL! GOSLINGCHESTKALE is my new motto!0 -
We need a "peeps eating kale" gif0
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I like baby kale mixed with baby spinach. That works for me.0
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williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
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Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.0 -
Not kale, but ..
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lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
I like you.0 -
jennifershoo wrote: »We need a "peeps eating kale" gif
I cover supplementing the The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) with more ideal food in Chapter 103 - Incorrect Cleansing Methods of my upcoming book The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Get Those *kitten* Vegetables Away From My Damn Peeps You Monster, Keeping the Cleanse Simple.0 -
lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?0 -
Kale sort of makes me believe that hypothesis about how we shouldn't eat certain foods because they've evolved to be noxious to predators.0
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tincanonastring wrote: »jennifershoo wrote: »We need a "peeps eating kale" gif
I cover supplementing the The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM) with more ideal food in Chapter 103 - Incorrect Cleansing Methods of my upcoming book The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Get Those *kitten* Vegetables Away From My Damn Peeps You Monster, Keeping the Cleanse Simple.
Right? EVERYONE knows that supplementing the Peep Cleanse with vegetables (ESPECIALLY ones like kale, spinach, brussels sprouts, and chard) will destroy any and all cleansing properties the Peeps are providing. DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS, PEOPLE! Bad things will happen!0 -
Kale tastes fine if prepared correctly (IMO), but I usually prefer other greens, like spinach or (yum) collards, turnip or radish or watercress or chard, etc.
Plus, the amount I'd have to eat to get 200% of my daily protein goal, or even 100%, is, well, disturbing.0 -
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tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
I don't think so. It's more like lettuce with a really tough center stalk on the leaves...0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
I'm pretty sure it is. Kale = decoration. Ferns are decorative. Ergo, kale is a fern. QED0 -
williams969 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
I'm pretty sure it is. Kale = decoration. Ferns are decorative. Ergo, kale is a fern. QED
This was my line of reasoning. I'm not into those sciencey terms like genus and species. I find that they create artificial boundaries.0 -
williams969 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
I'm pretty sure it is. Kale = decoration. Ferns are decorative. Ergo, kale is a fern. QED
I see your logic and defer to your superior knowledge!0 -
The Kale vs. other foods as come up a few times...here is a great site for doing comparisons on different foods...I actually think spinach is so much better tasting... just me though...
http://www.healthaliciousness.com/nutritionfacts/nutrition-comparison.php?o=11233&t=11457&h=115070 -
tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
I'm pretty sure it is. Kale = decoration. Ferns are decorative. Ergo, kale is a fern. QED
This was my line of reasoning. I'm not into those sciencey terms like genus and species. I find that they create artificial boundaries.
Agreed. We only need to apply a philosophical logic argument. I'm certain this logic holds...unless FERN is a kale. Back to the drawing board to see if the bi-conditional holds. This could be groundbreaking...0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
From wiki:
Kale:Kale or borecole (Brassica oleracea Acephala Group) is a vegetable with green or purple leaves, in which the central leaves do not form a head. It is considered[1] to be closer to wild cabbage than most domesticated forms of vegetables.
The species Brassica oleracea contains a wide variety of vegetables, including broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, and brussels sprouts. The cultivar group Acephala also includes spring greens and collard greens, which are similar genetically. Pieris rapae is one of the best-known pests of the plant.
Fern:A fern is a member of a group of roughly 12,000 species[3] of vascular plants that reproduce via spores and have neither seeds nor flowers. They differ from mosses by being vascular (i.e. having water-conducting vessels). They have stems and leaves, like other vascular plants. Most ferns have what are called fiddleheads that expand into fronds, which are each delicately divided.[4]
Leptosporangiate ferns (sometimes called "true ferns") are by far the largest group, but ferns as defined here (ferns sensu lato) include horsetails, whisk ferns, marattioid ferns, and ophioglossoid ferns. This group may be referred to as monilophytes. The term pteridophyte traditionally refers to ferns plus a few other seedless vascular plants (see the classification section below), although some recent authors have used the term to refer strictly to the monilophytes.
I'm gonna go with no but I'm not a biologist and my last biology class was in 2004. Plus I never learned the plant kingdoms either in 5th grade...0 -
What does watercress taste like?ddrhellbunny wrote: »ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
It belongs to the same family as brussel sprouts, broccoli, cabbage etc. it's kind of bitter with a spicy hot tendency. It's decent, but it has to be mixed in with something for me personally.0 -
lishie_rebooted wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
From wiki:
Kale:Kale or borecole (Brassica oleracea Acephala Group) is a vegetable with green or purple leaves, in which the central leaves do not form a head. It is considered[1] to be closer to wild cabbage than most domesticated forms of vegetables.
The species Brassica oleracea contains a wide variety of vegetables, including broccoli, cauliflower, collard greens, and brussels sprouts. The cultivar group Acephala also includes spring greens and collard greens, which are similar genetically. Pieris rapae is one of the best-known pests of the plant.
Fern:A fern is a member of a group of roughly 12,000 species[3] of vascular plants that reproduce via spores and have neither seeds nor flowers. They differ from mosses by being vascular (i.e. having water-conducting vessels). They have stems and leaves, like other vascular plants. Most ferns have what are called fiddleheads that expand into fronds, which are each delicately divided.[4]
Leptosporangiate ferns (sometimes called "true ferns") are by far the largest group, but ferns as defined here (ferns sensu lato) include horsetails, whisk ferns, marattioid ferns, and ophioglossoid ferns. This group may be referred to as monilophytes. The term pteridophyte traditionally refers to ferns plus a few other seedless vascular plants (see the classification section below), although some recent authors have used the term to refer strictly to the monilophytes.
I'm gonna go with no but I'm not a biologist and my last biology class was in 2004. Plus I never learned the plant kingdoms either in 5th grade...
I like you, but...
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lishie_rebooted wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »lishie_rebooted wrote: »
Isn't that a fern?tincanonastring wrote: »williams969 wrote: »ddrhellbunny wrote: »Prove me if I am wrong but I thought watercress was the most nutritionally sound vegetable. It tops kale in the ranks by at least 7.
ALL HAIL WATERCRESS.
Boo!! Hiss!! Oh wait, you're right. Anything's better than kale. You go, girl!
But still--bacon & peeps > kale and watercress
vs.
Kale belongs in a trash can. Along with the quinoa.
It might be, but I'm forced to ask, isn't kale a fern?
From wiki:
<blah, blah, blah, science crap snipped for brevity>
I'm gonna go with no but I'm not a biologist and my last biology class was in 2004. Plus I never learned the plant kingdoms either in 5th grade...
But...science CHANGES all the time (remember when the SUN used to revolve around the EARTH? Yeah, it doesn't do that anymore. CRAZY). We cannot trust science.0
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