Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • melimomTARDIS
    melimomTARDIS Posts: 1,941 Member
    I've had at least one Jim Beam and Pepsi Max every night for the last week or so.
    I've stayed within my calorie goal but damnit I can't get off the alcohol. It's my Achilles heel.

    Mine too! Sweets don't bother me and I don't think I've ever binge eaten, but I like to have a few drinks at night to relax.

    LOL if you have binge eaten, you'd know it! (wrappers everywhere, feel like your gonna be violently ill if you move a muscle, try to recall what all went in, but are unsure of exacts items or quantities. and then comes da SHAME.)
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »
    Oh, here's another one. I was at the gym yesterday and hopped on a treadmill next to some ladies who were together. I was already going when I realized they were loudly talking about a multilevel marketing (pyramid) scheme I really despise. I was so enraged that even with my music up loud, I could still hear them talking about how their product can cure insomnia, diabetes, and asthma all at once. As I was running I just kept mouthing "shut up" over and over again. At least all that anger did give me a nice work out!

    DoTerra? I can't stand hearing about that 'magic'. Urgh.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Confession: No idea who Ron Swanson is.
  • denielle715
    denielle715 Posts: 101 Member
    I exercise in front of a full length mirror to see me jiggle... Makes me try harder each time I see them move.

    Could we get video?

    Oh no. That wouldn't be pleasant on the eyes. :neutral:
  • rgunn02
    rgunn02 Posts: 169 Member
    I'm too scared to stand on the scale to see what my weight is right now
  • melimomTARDIS
    melimomTARDIS Posts: 1,941 Member
    Confession: No idea who Ron Swanson is.

    YOUTUBE.
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Talkradio wrote: »
    On the topic of hair...

    I don't have a regular hair stylist. I know a lot of people that do hair, but I avoid getting my hair done by people I know. I don't want to get upset at them if they mess my hair up. I also used to be a receptionist at a salon, and it really upset me how bad the stylists there trash talked their clients... Even the ones they were friends with.

    I've spent the last couple years getting my hair done by randoms. I hate it, but I know if I ask for recommendations, I'll just get referred to someone I know.
    I was like this for years, and then found a hairdresser I really liked. Then she went on her own and works out of her basement now, so I go there. I love the way she cuts my hair, but don't like her colours any more - I think the lighting is bad in her basement maybe? Anyway, not sure what to do about it. I can't just not book with her because I know she'll call me.
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    edited April 2015
    rgunn02 wrote: »
    I'm too scared to stand on the scale to see what my weight is right now

    I was DREADING it yesterday because I knew I hadn't lost any weight. I got on anyway, and turns out I put on 2lbs. I'm not sure that was actual fat I've put on, or some sort of water weight/need to poo weight on top of maybe 1lb. Definitely didn't eat enough to put on 2lbs though.

    Edit: I just realised that wasn't the most encouraging reply, I'm sorry. :confounded:
  • jbsterks
    jbsterks Posts: 8
    I ate an entire container of full fat cottage cheese last night :/ then walked up and down my stairs until I "burned" enough calories to be in the green.
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    My confession for today is that I REALLY want to throw my stapler at the man sitting at the desk in front of me, but my boss won't let me because apparently we need him :neutral: He is the most rude, vile person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. For example, he thinks it is hilarious to burp the word BOLLOCKS or that in his opinion it is perfectly acceptable to interrupt a woman because he will probably be right anyway. :angry:

    A stapler won't do much.....your boss never said you couldn't throw a brick at his head, did he?

    >:) touche
    If tempted, encase in jello.
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  • denielle715
    denielle715 Posts: 101 Member
    Confession: I'm a scale junkie. There are times I weigh myself 2 or 3 or more times a day. I always weigh first thing in the morning, without clothes, after peeing.
    But I have finally gotten the control to only log my weight once a week (on Sunday's).
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    Lois_1989 wrote: »
    My confession for today is that I REALLY want to throw my stapler at the man sitting at the desk in front of me, but my boss won't let me because apparently we need him :neutral: He is the most rude, vile person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. For example, he thinks it is hilarious to burp the word BOLLOCKS or that in his opinion it is perfectly acceptable to interrupt a woman because he will probably be right anyway. :angry:

    A stapler won't do much.....your boss never said you couldn't throw a brick at his head, did he?

    >:) touche
    If tempted, encase in jello.
    w00me7az8pi5.jpg

    Ah ha ha ha! Be a waste though... could have a nibble before throwing.
  • nanaoftwo0614
    nanaoftwo0614 Posts: 59 Member
    ShibaEars wrote: »
    I have a pretty good walk that I do on my lunch break. It's down the road a ways, up a super steep hill, down the other side and back around. It's fairly difficult, but I know a few people from my office do that route every now and then. I thought I was all alone, huffing and puffing up the hill and I was a bit gassy so I was letting one slip every now and then. I make it to the top and not 50 feet behind me is a co-worker...apparently I'd been crop dusting him the whole way up hill. I feel super bad about it and now I'm embarassed. I hope 50 feet was a good enough buffer to the let the smell disappate before he walked though it. Oops.

    HAHAHA this is awesome!

    Totally been there, done that!
  • jbsterks
    jbsterks Posts: 8
    I started a contest at my gym on Saturday, so I binged on BBQ the night before weigh in. According to my scale, I'm down 11 lbs so far...
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Confession: I'm a scale junkie. There are times I weigh myself 2 or 3 or more times a day. I always weigh first thing in the morning, without clothes, after peeing.
    But I have finally gotten the control to only log my weight once a week (on Sunday's).
    I weigh whenever I'm naked in my bathroom. Whatever time of day. I actually enjoy watching the fluctuations. I find it interesting and it doesn't freak me out. I only record losses though.
  • rhiannsu
    rhiannsu Posts: 15 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I wear the same stinky workout clothes for several days without washing. Ewww gross, I know. Always change my socks though lol

    You are my new hero!

  • mikejay777
    mikejay777 Posts: 3 Member
    I went to a work party last night and ate ten buffalo wings, five potato skins, and 5 marinara meatballs while drinking three glasses of whiskey. Then i went home and ate a banana doused in way too much peanut butter with chocolate chips, brown sugar and cashews. Then I ate more cashews and dipped a chocolate bar in peanut butter mixed with yogurt. After my best estimations I ate about 5,000-6,000 calories yesterday. I was so full I had to lay on the bathroom floor and I threw up.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    I've always been skeptical of "blender bottles" 8.00 for a cup? Well I bought one last night and love it lol, no more clumps from stirring my protein.

    I bought the Rubbermaid one with the plastic mixing paddle doohickey, set me back about $12 I think. It was mainly for transporting protein to work in the mornings but I was surprised at how well it blends.

    Wish it was half the size though. I only need room for about 10 fl ounces.
  • ShibaEars
    ShibaEars Posts: 3,928 Member
    As an April fools joke I've told my friends that I've been transferred out of province. I thought it was funny until I realized they might just be like "k, nice knowing ya" lol
  • spamarie
    spamarie Posts: 2,825 Member
    fitfatty88 wrote: »
    Confession: I'm preparing to cut some of the folks who haven't logged in/never post/disappear and reappear at random off my friends list to trim it down...and I'm giddy about it. I'm a special kind of jerk sometimes.

    I message inactive pals on 2 days, I cut them after 4 days of inactivity. DO EET, it's liberating.

    Ruthless! I give em at least 2 weeks. Unless they are people I know personally who stopped logging for certain reasons.

    Confession: it's more liberating for me to clear out my Facebook friends list than MFP.

    I like to give them at least a week, unless it's a pattern of missing 4 days, logging for 3, missing two, logging for 5, missing 5, etc.

    I give the IRL people a pass. Though @ladybuggnorris and her "MFP glitched, I swear!" plan is still tempting. Ha!

    You would all cut me. I log every single day in a paper diary, it's just I only get on to MFP a few times a week, so I log several days at once on here. I never miss a day, I'm just a late logger. But it doesn't matter, as I confess I've never understood the friend aspect of MFP and have no idea what it is for and what difference it makes. I'm a crap online person.
  • nanaoftwo0614
    nanaoftwo0614 Posts: 59 Member
    I would love to do yoga, but I'm so afraid I'll fart trying to do some of the poses. The music won't drown it out.
  • berlynnwall
    berlynnwall Posts: 669 Member
    A 42oz bag of m&m's is going on lightning deal in about 12 minutes. Just in case anyone needs them.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    I would love to do yoga, but I'm so afraid I'll fart trying to do some of the poses. The music won't drown it out.

    I fart in karate class, kibadachi (horse stance) does it every time.
  • WBoulay
    WBoulay Posts: 12 Member
    Confession: I'm a scale junkie. There are times I weigh myself 2 or 3 or more times a day. I always weigh first thing in the morning, without clothes, after peeing.
    But I have finally gotten the control to only log my weight once a week (on Sunday's).

    I am much the same, but I use the lowest weight of the day in a spreadsheet that allows me to do a running 7 day average of weight. Usually the lowest weight is first thing in the morning just after my shower. I log the average weight every two weeks or so here.
  • Lois_1989
    Lois_1989 Posts: 6,410 Member
    A 42oz bag of m&m's is going on lightning deal in about 12 minutes. Just in case anyone needs them.

    Not in England. :disappointed: We seem to just have deodorant and suitcases.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,738 Member
    Not quite what others have been putting but thought i'd share. Last Easter I craved nothing but chocolate and ate most of the kids Eggs on the days leading up and had to pop to the shops last minute to grab some more. Opps!

    From reading all of the other confessions here, I'm pretty sure you're not alone with this one! It happens. Sometimes planning ahead and having all the candy at home will back fire. Hopefully this year will be better for you.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    WBoulay wrote: »
    Confession: I'm a scale junkie. There are times I weigh myself 2 or 3 or more times a day. I always weigh first thing in the morning, without clothes, after peeing.
    But I have finally gotten the control to only log my weight once a week (on Sunday's).

    I am much the same, but I use the lowest weight of the day in a spreadsheet that allows me to do a running 7 day average of weight. Usually the lowest weight is first thing in the morning just after my shower. I log the average weight every two weeks or so here.

    my nutritionist says "weigh yourself every day, it's fun to see how much you way multiple times a day."

    And I do. These weigh yourself once a week or month people don't know what they're missing.

    Although, I'll weigh myself before and after a poo, and most of the time, the scale doesn't move, I'm like. wtf that was a 3 pound log, what gives?!
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    FroggyBug wrote: »
    Ceci_O_K wrote: »
    I had aspirations of doing some in depth, thoughtful, motivational blog post on my 1000th day of logging into mfp. Didn't happen.

    Wow good job logging in! I'm jealous. :) I'm almost back at 90 days.

    I've been around since about 2012 and I have to confess that one of the reasons I quit logging in a few years ago was because I missed a day on accident and lost a really good logging streak. I was so mad. I wish I wouldn't let little things like that get to me.

    Wow! 1000 days of logging in. You're my hero. Really. I'm really geeky about that kind of thing. I'm on day 86 and already feel like I'd cry if i had to start at 1 again!
    I confess, I'm such a number nerd! I stopped my car a few months back to catch this epic moment:
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  • CountessKitteh
    CountessKitteh Posts: 1,505 Member
    I would love to do yoga, but I'm so afraid I'll fart trying to do some of the poses. The music won't drown it out.

    This has happened to other students during a few classes I've been in, and depending on the timing/type of class, everyone either completely ignores it, or laughs because it's EVERYONE'S fear and the anxiety gets lifted. So not a big deal, and yoga is totally worth it!
  • xMrBunglex
    xMrBunglex Posts: 1,121 Member
    nikimommy2 wrote: »
    drinking......

    Hang in there. My drinking got pretty ridiculous after 40, and after several attempts, I finally quit for good.

    I like to say my Drinking Novel had a lot of funny, epic, enjoyable chapters. Started off awesome, and included some of the most memorable times of my life...but towards the end they were just the same old boring depressing crap...page after page after page.

    Dec 31, 2011 was my last drink...and I don't miss it. AT ALL.