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  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Ask your new girlfriend how much she weighs!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    When your wife asks you if an outfit makes her look fat, just be honest--you will get extra special nookie from her
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    If you are bit by a venomous animal smother dirt on the wound, the natural minerals will help cleanse any infection
  • jiigglybutt
    jiigglybutt Posts: 345 Member
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    Don't drink too much water!! You don't want to hold onto unnecessary water weight!
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
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    Eat Chinese food and then go work out 10 minutes later
  • TristanMacNessaCampbell
    TristanMacNessaCampbell Posts: 79 Member
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    Carpedieznutz wrote: »
    ^ hahahaha

    You can do whatever homosexual act you please without qualifying as 'Gay' as long as you say "No Homo"

    lol!
  • TristanMacNessaCampbell
    TristanMacNessaCampbell Posts: 79 Member
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    when driving its best to speed through pedestrian crosses.
  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
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    Change your blinker fluid every 1000 miles
  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
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    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Drugs make you smart and attractive

    No, drugs make OTHER people smart and attractive. :D
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    Always go to a second location with a gunman
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Drink a cup of soda before your 10k. The caffeine will give you the energy that you will need at the finish line
  • slucki01
    slucki01 Posts: 284 Member
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    It's a good idea to kick-start your weight loss with a detox
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,276 Member
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    Call in sick on an awesome powder skiing day. And post a Facebook pic of yourself on the tram.
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
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    Just do it, her husband will never find out
  • deanpollman
    deanpollman Posts: 137 Member
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    Tie weights and hang them from ur wiener to make it bigger
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    deanpollman wrote: »
    Tie weights and hang them from ur wiener to make it bigger
    Lmfao
  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
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    Eating yellow snow is good for digestion
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    What you don't know can't hurt you
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
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    Taste this
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,598 Member
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    You should always eat with your mouth open. People love the noises.

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