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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?

    Keto sprang mom from jail
    found my lost shot gun and hound
    and cured my tax audit

    I failed keto
    now I can't remember all
    the number of syllable schemes it takes to do a haiku, dang it.

    Dementia is cruel
    Coconut oil by the cup
    Fix your synapses
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?

    Keto sprang mom from jail
    found my lost shot gun and hound
    and cured my tax audit

    I failed keto
    now I can't remember all
    the number of syllable schemes it takes to do a haiku, dang it.

    You have Alzheimer's
    I'll sure remind you later
    Because you'll forget
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    slimy coffee craze
    keto fiends everywhere
    not in this thread please
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    senecarr wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    All this talk of nuts
    One question remains unasked
    Have you tried keto?

    Keto sprang mom from jail
    found my lost shot gun and hound
    and cured my tax audit

    I failed keto
    now I can't remember all
    the number of syllable schemes it takes to do a haiku, dang it.

    Unfortunately
    This is a known side effect
    Try the low carb group
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    My dad is trying
    The Paleo diet now
    I sit and shake head

    Sorry to any who are partial to Paleo :ppppp
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Remind me again
    Dementia or Alzheimer's
    Genetics don't lie
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    tincanonastring wrote: »
    slimy coffee craze
    keto fiends everywhere
    not in this thread please

    Slimy coffee sounds
    Absolutely disgusting
    Why not try Zoidberg?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Coffee: beans not nuts
    Coconuts: not really nuts
    Fun trivia facts
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    I'm on Percocet
    Everything sounds disgusting
    My cats think I'm nuts
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Do not disparage
    my old nuts are still useful
    even when shrivelled
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    Coffee: beans not nuts
    Coconuts: not really nuts
    Fun trivia facts

    Did you know cashew
    comes from the fruit of the tree
    Not real nuts either
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    All of those cans of
    Mixed nuts I've consumed lately
    Were all just big lies
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Remind me again
    Dementia or Alzheimer's
    Genetics don't lie

    Geneticists die.
    If they drink coffee with butter
    they are also nuts.
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    I have two male cats
    They lost their nuts at a young
    Age. Tragic losses.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    All of those cans of
    Mixed nuts I've consumed lately
    Were all just big lies

    Most relations with nuts
    are big lies, do like Blue's cats
    and cut your losses.
  • d_thomas02
    d_thomas02 Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    As the form has evolved, many of the rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.

    (too much info for a haiku, sorry)
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    My husband would cry
    And I'd be in jail locked up
    I'm no Lorena
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    I just found this thread
    Title mislead me as well
    Tin Can Beard No More?

  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    I just found this thread
    Title mislead me as well
    Tin Can Beard No More?

    A sad discov'ry
    That epic beard is no more
    Thought he was kidding :(

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