Old Nuts

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  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
    The sun is rising
    Nuts are now one day older
    Still just as useful
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    Thread makes me happy
    Thanks OP I love your nuts
    Forums fun again
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    The sunrise haikus
    Make my day bright and cheery
    Hope for new forums
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  • conniehgtv
    conniehgtv Posts: 309 Member
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    Nuts dislike cold
    Shrivel up so much
    Older nuts feel colder
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited January 2016
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Say, what?

    If I "end up there"
    Please let me be surrounded
    By people of wit
  • futuresize8
    futuresize8 Posts: 476 Member
    I have to admit
    Reading Old Nuts made me laugh
    Like Beavis, "Heh heh."
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
    Wednesday morn, no nuts
    The squirrels must have stolen them
    Nutless Wonder sighs.
  • d_thomas02
    d_thomas02 Posts: 9,055 Member
    Haiku writer not
    But can't stay away from nuts
    My worst addiction
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben

    You don't know ol' Ben
    But he has the rotten nuts
    Shame on all of us.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben

    Uncle Ben You Say
    Rice is his forte not nuts
    Carbs they will end you
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    edited January 2016
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben

    Uncle Ben You Say
    Rice is his forte not nuts
    Carbs they will end you

    Aunt Jemima is
    Married to Uncle Ben and bring
    Double Carb Doom, friends
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben

    Uncle Ben You Say
    Rice is his forte not nuts
    Carbs they will end you

    I eat carbs for the
    ability to forget
    Paleo's a thing
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    Peter Parker did
    Not save Aunt May from Doctor
    Doom, Bad Spiderman

    With great power comes
    Great responsibility
    So said Uncle Ben

    Uncle Ben You Say
    Rice is his forte not nuts
    Carbs they will end you

    Aunt Jemima is
    Married to Uncle Ben and bring
    Double Carb Doom, friends

    Are they good carbs tho?
    Syrup sugar methinks no
    Detox and repent
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    These nuts......
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    These nuts......

    Go on, we're wating
    Don't leave us hanging on edge
    Either Haiku or .........
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Cleaned out my freezer
    Pecans expired in '13
    I'm not dead yet (thud)
  • cranium853
    cranium853 Posts: 138 Member
    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    cranium853 wrote: »
    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....

    What, you have stopped that?
    But pie in my hole delights
    Mold is veggie, no?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    cranium853 wrote: »
    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....

    Mold takes time to grow
    In what strange place does pie last
    For so very long?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Sad that old nuts thread
    Sagging to bottom of board
    Need to boost old nuts
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    Must be invention
    To support all these old nuts
    If not, could get rich
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Must be invention
    To support all these old nuts
    If not, could get rich

    If you can't be an
    Athlete, you can still be an
    Athlete Supporter
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
    These nuts really do stink
    In this jock strap made of pink
    Athlete supporter
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  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    My nuts might be middle aged, but they work just fine thank you very much......
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

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