Old Nuts

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  • cranium853
    cranium853 Posts: 138 Member
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    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    cranium853 wrote: »
    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....

    What, you have stopped that?
    But pie in my hole delights
    Mold is veggie, no?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    cranium853 wrote: »
    Think back to the day
    You'd knock off the mold
    On that last piece of pie....

    Mold takes time to grow
    In what strange place does pie last
    For so very long?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Sad that old nuts thread
    Sagging to bottom of board
    Need to boost old nuts
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Must be invention
    To support all these old nuts
    If not, could get rich
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Must be invention
    To support all these old nuts
    If not, could get rich

    If you can't be an
    Athlete, you can still be an
    Athlete Supporter
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
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    These nuts really do stink
    In this jock strap made of pink
    Athlete supporter
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
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    My nuts might be middle aged, but they work just fine thank you very much......
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Use lubrication to get them working again.

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  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee
  • La_Malfaisante_
    La_Malfaisante_ Posts: 1,064 Member
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    I would toss them...fresh nuts are much better
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    No love for old nuts
    Haiku or GTFO
    Forum fun abounds
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
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    Old nuts or new nuts
    Only one fact remains for all
    No one likes blue nuts
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
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    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee

    Nut oil and coffee
    Sounds disgusting. Can I use
    On a dry muffin?
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Use lubrication to get them working again.

    Coconut oil rules
    At lubricating stuck things
    Or oil slick coffee

    Nut oil and coffee
    Sounds disgusting. Can I use
    On a dry muffin?

    It would be better
    Investigating why
    Muffin is too dry

    Is it stale perchance?
    And past its best by date now?
    Old muffins are sad
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
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    I had to read this thread just to verify the subject matter. With the subject "old nuts", it could have gone in several directions.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    conniehgtv wrote: »
    not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!

    The joke you have missed
    Humour seems to be lacking
    Take a deep breath, please.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Moved into chit chat
    Quality of post now lacks
    More haiku now, please

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