Old Nuts
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The sun is rising
Nuts are now one day older
Still just as useful0 -
Thread makes me happy
Thanks OP I love your nuts
Forums fun again0 -
The sunrise haikus
Make my day bright and cheery
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not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
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Nuts dislike cold
Shrivel up so much
Older nuts feel colder
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conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Say, what?
If I "end up there"
Please let me be surrounded
By people of wit0 -
I have to admit
Reading Old Nuts made me laugh
Like Beavis, "Heh heh."0 -
conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman0 -
Wednesday morn, no nuts
The squirrels must have stolen them
Nutless Wonder sighs.
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Haiku writer not
But can't stay away from nuts
My worst addiction0 -
conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben
You don't know ol' Ben
But he has the rotten nuts
Shame on all of us.0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben You Say
Rice is his forte not nuts
Carbs they will end you0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben You Say
Rice is his forte not nuts
Carbs they will end you
Aunt Jemima is
Married to Uncle Ben and bring
Double Carb Doom, friends0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben You Say
Rice is his forte not nuts
Carbs they will end you
I eat carbs for the
ability to forget
Paleo's a thing0 -
snickerscharlie wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »juggernaut1974 wrote: »conniehgtv wrote: »not funny. You may end up there. Older people deserve respect. Aunt May is probably a lovely lady who led a life that you evidently neither know,care about or respect. Save your rotten nuts,and shame on you!!!
Peter Parker did
Not save Aunt May from Doctor
Doom, Bad Spiderman
With great power comes
Great responsibility
So said Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben You Say
Rice is his forte not nuts
Carbs they will end you
Aunt Jemima is
Married to Uncle Ben and bring
Double Carb Doom, friends
Are they good carbs tho?
Syrup sugar methinks no
Detox and repent0 -
These nuts......0
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mattyc772014 wrote: »These nuts......
Go on, we're wating
Don't leave us hanging on edge
Either Haiku or .........0 -
Cleaned out my freezer
Pecans expired in '13
I'm not dead yet (thud)0 -
Think back to the day
You'd knock off the mold
On that last piece of pie....0 -
cranium853 wrote: »Think back to the day
You'd knock off the mold
On that last piece of pie....
What, you have stopped that?
But pie in my hole delights
Mold is veggie, no?0 -
cranium853 wrote: »Think back to the day
You'd knock off the mold
On that last piece of pie....
Mold takes time to grow
In what strange place does pie last
For so very long?0 -
Sad that old nuts thread
Sagging to bottom of board
Need to boost old nuts0 -
Must be invention
To support all these old nuts
If not, could get rich0 -
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These nuts really do stink
In this jock strap made of pink
Athlete supporter0 -
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My nuts might be middle aged, but they work just fine thank you very much......0
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Use lubrication to get them working again.
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