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  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    Green he is, Yoda
    Does that make a super food?
    Negative cal'ries
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    But he would haiku
    Of course, for that is proper
    Of a Jedi knight
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Art erased again.
    Ancient, desiccated nuts
    Ashes on the wind.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    On topic question
    At 800 plus years does
    Yoda have old nuts?
  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
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    Woo all around us
    Coconut oil and coffee
    Taste badly together
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    We're talking of nuts
    And Star Wars as it would be
    Stay on the topic
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    edited January 2016
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    I ate rancid nuts;
    I ignored this stupid thread.
    I have to fart now.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Tauntauns enjoy nuts
    Slice one open, look inside
    Maybe take a nap

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    On topic question
    At 800 plus years does
    Yoda have old nuts?

    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    "Nuance of Old Nuts"
    A Shakespeare play, isn't it?
    High art into shart.
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart

    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart

    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli

    "Art shows and Alli"
    Could be the making of you
    Art lovers are weird
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Petition we must
    for this thread belongs no where
    but MFP Support

    When judging haiku
    Bonus points for speaking like
    Yoda given are

    I like yoda
    If ever you are lost think
    what would yoda do

    On topic question
    At 800 plus years does
    Yoda have old nuts?

    quite old, they must be
    moisturize with coconut...
    gives life, this oil does!

    Coconut moisture
    Does it give old nuts pleasure?
    Asking for a friend
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart

    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli

    "Art shows and Alli"
    Could be the making of you
    Art lovers are weird

    Jackson Pollock style?
    It sounds like splatter painting
    In orange and brown
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    I ate rancid nuts
    I ignored this stupid thread
    I have to fart now

    One word of warning
    Given by a friend: Beware
    Thee the dreaded shart

    Ah the shart I know
    Stay away far away from
    Art shows and Alli

    "Art shows and Alli"
    Could be the making of you
    Art lovers are weird

    Jackson Pollock style?
    It sounds like splatter painting
    In orange and brown

    People will pay for
    Sarah Levy menstrual art
    Poop art has a niche
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
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    Puppy ate cat food
    explosive diarrhea
    wall was blank canvas
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    Thread goes from old nuts
    To Jackson Pollock poop art
    Yoda gently weeps

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