We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Tprovencal73 wrote: »Got tired of him not getting a shower.
Thankfully has the patience of a saint and I am spick and span, squeaky clean!!0 -
provencal73 wrote: »Got tired of him not getting a shower.
BUT!!! Didn't care for my sense inadequacy as my biceps didn't match hers!0 -
monarchy overthrown0
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Wore a Burger King crown EVERYWHERE0
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Only ate fast food0
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Was too fast
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She was faster..couldn't catch her0
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Fast spender0
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Broke ..0
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little too witty 0 -
Couldn't spell said my boobs too big.."a little too titty"0
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Was asking if i could tickle your t...
Needs a hearing aid0 -
Only wanted me for my boobs not my wit!0
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Thought her boobs were bigger than mine0
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Wouldn't let me see her big boobs0
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Always looking at other peoples boobs!0
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Got mad about something men have no control over.0
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Thought that I bought his BS!!!0
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Didn't realize I was always honest with her0
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Pfft ..not an honest bone in his body
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Told me my butt was too big!0
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Forgot my most honest bone was in her body0
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I said it was ample ..sheeeesh0
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Ample wasn't good enough for me.0
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was too drunk to know if it was more than ample0
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Was always drunk0
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Only drank Miller High Life0
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We fell out of love0
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She fell for everyone but me0
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He refused to protect me from the alien invaders. I'm not paranoid. They are out there, I swear.0
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