We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He burned my Barry Manilow 8 tracks!0
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I liked Barry Manilow...he liked Neil Diamond. It just wasn't meant to be...0
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Little did I know, Sweet Caroline wasn't just a song to her.0
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Because I kept forgetting the little things....her phone number, her birthday, her name0
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Claimed he was forgetful, but remembered the things he forgot0
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He was always sore!0
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I got a sore after sleeping with her0
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He got bed sores after never getting out of bed0
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She never changed the sheets...0
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She loved her pillow. A little too much.0
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She believed that the moon landing was a conspiracy0
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She had way too many conspiracy theories. She was way too paranoid.0
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Didn't like Radiohead.0
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He was a Creep0
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She didn't like real trees0
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She thought Creep was sung by Coldplay0
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He insulted my knowledge of music. It cut me to the core.0
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He had a thing for Mr. Bean. Could only get in the mood if Bean was on TV. I was insulted.0
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Mr. Bean had less facial hair0
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My nickname for him was "bean."0
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She ate way too many beans
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He wouldn't get in line0
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He expected too much order.0
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She worked in fast food0
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She preferred her food slow and her sex fast0
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Liked to combine food and sex too often. Way too messy.0
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Didn't share my appreciation for ketchup body art0
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Always wore combat boots in the house.0
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He didn't love me anymore.
Changed his name and everything. 0
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