Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Hitler did nothing wrong

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

I want to raise my kids as Catholic. Are you ok with that?

Let's get matching tattoos after dessert.

yusaku02 · February 2016

I know it tastes infected but I think it's okay

mizzzc · February 2016

UHhhhhhWHAaaTmf wrote: »

My couch pulls out, but I dont

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.

doublewhopper · February 2016

Are you gonna eat that?

davert123 · February 2016

Is your sister single ?

ClubSilencio · February 2016

You look different from your profile pic.

You mind if my buddy Brad swings by?

*checks out another girl* Damn, she fine.

I just got back from Vegas.

*long silence* Hey, you wanna see me Nae Nae?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Are you claustrophobic in small, confined spaces?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Wanna see my duct tape collection?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

These hemorrhoids are killing me!

synchkat · February 2016

OMG I think I banged your sister last night

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

What size condom do you wear?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Your mom turns me on.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

So, your daughters 18?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

I went ahead and packed an overnight bag, cause I know where this is headed.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Do you swallow?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

Do you swallow?

LMAO!!!

DJNG0311 · February 2016

How much?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Open wide!

Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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