Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Lets talk about your boobs.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

So, man boobs? Rocking that look.

gcibsthom · February 2016

Could you help me take off this ankle monitor?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm a Felon

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Do you lock your bedroom window?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Bend down and touch your toes for me

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

ExAZTrailrunner wrote: »

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?

I kid you not, all of these things have been said to me on first dates!!!!

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Oh, no, we're gonna *kitten*!

Timshel_ · February 2016

I find most girls like their balloon knot kissed.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Can I share you?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

We should go to your place instead... my mom's hosting a bingo party tonight.

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

We should stop and buy lube after the movie.

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

that hairy mole on your face is hardly noticeable.

Panda_brat · February 2016

My Dr say the infection should be cleared up by now.

My last date's name was lefty.

Can you spare 30 seconds?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Can you fit this whole banana in your mouth?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I hope you don't have kids, because technically I can't get within 1000ft of them.

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

So tell me again, when do you turn 18?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

My mom is waiting outside to take us there.

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