Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Don't worry, the charges were dropped

humbled380 · February 2016

So my wife is waiting at home for us

Forestgirly · February 2016

You should drive me home

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I don't live with my parents, it's more of a roommate situation

Forestgirly · February 2016

You are boring

eva_letsdance · February 2016

My three kids need a new dad!

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I'm not racist, but...

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

let me guess... you're bipolar.

Panda_brat · February 2016

It's F$%k a friend Friday.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

Must be that time of the month...

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I take my bible with me everywhere

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

I promise.... mine isn't as salty tasting as others.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

I take my bible with me everywhere

I would actually enjoy this one.

Forestgirly · February 2016

I don't like you I just wanted a free food

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

Must be that time of the month...

A real man loves his woman regardless of the time of the month

Panda_brat · February 2016

Would you pop my man cherry?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Anal?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

So I hear you can still be a virgin if we do anal.

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Did you shave your peach for me?

Panda_brat · February 2016

I get all my medical advise from Dr. Oz.

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