Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Didn't you used to date my aunt Myrtle?

chimptron · February 2016

I WAS your Aunt Myrtle!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

How much money do you have?

jbuzzed · February 2016

Will you wear my purity ring?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Want to see my toenail collection?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Give me your wallet

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

I'm celibate and waiting till marriage

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

You're so pretty when you're sleeping.

Saelith · February 2016

Mines bigger

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Are those real?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

It hurts when I pee

Sadlyinwar · February 2016

Can I take a lock of your hair?

Would you consider donating your skin to be made into leather after you're dead?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I've got blue balls.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · February 2016

You may have heard about my last girlfriend going missing in the papers. I swear I had nothing to do with that.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I see dead people

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Are you lactating, because I still breastfeed.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Tonight you will die

Hsammon · February 2016

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I need yeast for my bread!

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

How do you feel about fitness? Cause I plan on fit'niss **** into your *****!

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