Oreos: The greatest packaged cookie of all time

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  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    jwcanfield wrote: »
    I will do more depraved things for Gingerbread Oreos than I would for a Klondike bar

    I have never seen a gingerbread oreo! Where?
    They were at Target during the holidays.

  • farmerpam1
    farmerpam1 Posts: 402 Member
    I thought of this post as I strolled down the cookie aisle yesterday. "Lime", "red velvet" and even a few leftover "gingerbread". Call me a purist, anything other than the old fashioned oreo is just a bastardization of a good thing. Peanut butter, mmmaybe. Mint? Like eating toothpaste. And is it REALLY an oreo if it's a vanilla cookie? No, just no.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,722 Member
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I thought of this post as I strolled down the cookie aisle yesterday. "Lime", "red velvet" and even a few leftover "gingerbread". Call me a purist, anything other than the old fashioned oreo is just a bastardization of a good thing. Peanut butter, mmmaybe. Mint? Like eating toothpaste. And is it REALLY an oreo if it's a vanilla cookie? No, just no.

    Lime? LIME???? Where did you find the lime?? That one has been so elusive.

    I swear, we need an oreo exchange system around here.
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I thought of this post as I strolled down the cookie aisle yesterday. "Lime", "red velvet" and even a few leftover "gingerbread". Call me a purist, anything other than the old fashioned oreo is just a bastardization of a good thing. Peanut butter, mmmaybe. Mint? Like eating toothpaste. And is it REALLY an oreo if it's a vanilla cookie? No, just no.
    They still have gingerbread at your store? Lucky. :disappointed:

  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    farmerpam1 wrote: »
    I thought of this post as I strolled down the cookie aisle yesterday. "Lime", "red velvet" and even a few leftover "gingerbread". Call me a purist, anything other than the old fashioned oreo is just a bastardization of a good thing. Peanut butter, mmmaybe. Mint? Like eating toothpaste. And is it REALLY an oreo if it's a vanilla cookie? No, just no.
    They still have gingerbread at your store? Lucky. :disappointed:

    I want the Cotton Candy Oreos back.
  • KimmyKicksAss
    KimmyKicksAss Posts: 60 Member
    Sorry I was away for a bit...had to run to the store quick

    @Carlos_421 I'll save you some!

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    DAMN YOU JUGGERNAUT! I caved in an bought some oreo mint thins.

    Might be the pregnancy talking but I didn't like them even though I do love Girl scouts thin mints. Me thinks they are too sweet...and they are thin so I can't even scrape off the cream without breaking it to pieces. Life is a oreodeal
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to show signs of similarities to Pavlov's dogs...

    Every time I open this thread, I pop another Oreo...

    Are you popping the Oreo because you opened the thread, or are you opening the thread because you are popping the Oreo?

    Yes
  • positivepowers
    positivepowers Posts: 902 Member
    Here's how you hide them from the kids...

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    Damn! Wish I'd thought of this when my kids were little . . .
  • KimmyKicksAss
    KimmyKicksAss Posts: 60 Member
    I'm going to stock up as soon as costco has the bulk Oreos on discount.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    The best ice cream. Cookies and cream.
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  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    But what is the best store brand of cookies and cream?
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    But what is the best store brand of cookies and cream?

    Homemade (which coincidentally is produced by United Dairy Farmers and only available in the greater Cincinnati area).
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I'm beginning to show signs of similarities to Pavlov's dogs...

    Every time I open this thread, I pop another Oreo...

    Are you popping the Oreo because you opened the thread, or are you opening the thread because you are popping the Oreo?

    Yes

    Going to mix the Oreos into some gelato/ice cream?
  • rajeana_421
    rajeana_421 Posts: 9 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Why aren't Oreo Peeps a thing?!?!?!?!

    Because that would be a waste of perfectly good Oreos.

    Why not just make Oreo kale for crying out loud if you're going down that road...

    Unless they fully replaced the marshmallow with Oreo cream and used cookie crumbs instead of sugar crystals!!
    At that point it's a huge chick shaped mega stuf Oreo!!
    Take that, reese's egg!!!

    This, I could get behind.

    Though I would eat in combination with Reese's eggs, never instead of.

    Oh absolutely. Oreos may be the best packaged cookie of all time but Reese's eggs are the best easter candy of all time.

    Better than these?

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    I know that this is entirely off of Oreo topic but this really makes me want coldstone cake batter icecream ...

    Wait...wait..Cake batter Oreo! Now that should be a thing! <3
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    I've decided that at some point when I have a day where calories don't matter, I'm going to soak a bunch of Oreos in just enough milk that when I blend them they make a thick Oreo "pudding." Then I'll eat it with a spoon.
  • Shells918
    Shells918 Posts: 1,070 Member


    Wait...wait..Cake batter Oreo! Now that should be a thing! <3 [/quote]

    They have birthday cake Oreos. Disgusting.
  • iecreamheadaches
    iecreamheadaches Posts: 441 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    I've decided that at some point when I have a day where calories don't matter, I'm going to soak a bunch of Oreos in just enough milk that when I blend them they make a thick Oreo "pudding." Then I'll eat it with a spoon.

    You could always just put enough milk in teh mini oreo container to make them mushy and i think itd have the same effect. I like to pour my milk in the container and eat them like cereal from time to time.
  • KylerJaye
    KylerJaye Posts: 861 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    KylerJaye wrote: »
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Hi! I just wanted to put it on the record that I LOVE oreos. I simply questioned why he had purchased 3 family size packs for the 2 of us. It was an innocent misunderstanding. :)

    I have to say, you look much less confused than the picture we were provided with. Nice to meet you!

    I dunno...I'm still hung up on the mint oreo thing...

    They both seem somewhat confused about this to me.

    I have actually never tried the mint Oreo, mostly because I only like some mint and chocolate candies. So I never took a chance with the mint Oreo since I know I love the original.

    Don't let your hubby's poor taste influence you....;)

    I highly recommend them crumbled on top of ice cream (mint chocolate chip ice cream, if you're really feeling saucy)
    Oreo mint thins are pretty nice. I've never had regular Oreos mints but really enjoy the cream to cookie ratio in thins.

    OMG they have the thins in mint?!
    i loved the original mint ones but thought there was a bit too much cream.

    (same with the lemon ones!)
    Yup. The only thins I haven't tried are the golden ones. The idea of Oreo Thins sounds silly but they're honestly great.

    According to the new products thread, lemon thins are on their way!

    AWESOME!
  • KylerJaye
    KylerJaye Posts: 861 Member
    KylerJaye wrote: »
    I'm gonna get so much hate but I LOVE OREOS...without the cream. The filling is just too sweet and the texture is so grainy.

    But that cookie part though...they need to sell that by themselves <3

    i <3 you!
    i scrape off the cream and throw it away.

    Better than the person at work who took the cream off the cookie & then threw the cookie back in the package.

    ewww.

    although, one time i did put all the cream into a baggie and a friend at work ate it one day with a spoon....
    *shudder*
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    I completely missed all of this...

    but I bought the red velvet ones- epic let down.

    I'm pretty sure I'm going to never ever buy specialty oreos again. I'm constantly disappointed- regular and double stuff are my go-to's and I'm NEVER sad. EVER.