We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
Always trying to knock me to the floor!
0 -
I didn't knock one time and was floored by who she was with!0
-
He drank so much he always ended up on the floor0
-
She couldn't drink the fruits of my love0
-
She insisted on wearing her thong at all times...0
-
I never saw his face0
-
She was always peeping over her sun glasses at all the cuties arses that walked by thinking I wouldn't notice!0
-
We would fixate on a single body part0
-
Was way too sweet..gave me cavities0
-
She always stole my material!
You're doing it wrong!!!
0 -
Lol....dumped me for Sam Worthington 0
-
She kept on messing up my hair0
-
His hair products took up the whole bathroom counter!0
-
Always trying wake me up during my naps.0
-
Naps!?? He always said he couldn't sleep anyway!
Wouldn't even brush my hair anymore!0 -
Had a thing for a sexy duck ..0
-
Tried to make my duck wear lingerie.0
-
Lol read the other thread!
Read my mind and it creeped me out!0 -
Tried to get in my head. With a drill.0
-
His duck killed my chooks and he didn't care0
-
She always talked about her "chooks" to everybody, I'm sure it was code for something naughty!0
-
She had a dirty mind.0
-
He had a clean mind ..0
-
I was too naive for her
0 -
The word gullible was spelled "h e r."0
-
0
-
she would always Vacuum in the morning I mean like really its 7 a.m. on a Saturday can't you take a breakslimgirljo15 wrote: »He had a clean mind ..
0 -
He kept sliding down the bannisters0
-
Wouldn't ever let me have fun! *stomping feet*
0 -
She went black then tried to go back.0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.3K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 388 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.7K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.2K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 22 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions