We broke up because...
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            He didn't like my new style of Goth!0
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            I was only with her for the red hair.0
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            I didn't have red hair
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            She didn't have red hair. Doomed from the start.0
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            She gave me nightmares0
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            Truthfully..I wanted the duck more ..0
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            She was always going on and on about how many ducks she could handle at once.0
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            He always went out and expected me to babysit the duck!0
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            She didn't like when I talked to her by quacking.0
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 ..bad baby sitter ..ran off with the duck                         0 - 
            She caught the plague and died.0
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 ..he wanted me dead                         0 - 
            He was contagious
Some kinda Bird Flu I think!0 - 
            She left me for Big Bird0
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            He was delusional, big bird?!, more like a worm0
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            wouldn't take his glitter platform boots off in bed0
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            punched me in her "sleep" all the time0
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            She wanted to move to the Himalayans and live off the land0
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            her garden got overgrown0
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            Wouldn't help me trim my hedges0
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            lol
he didn't know how to landscape0 - 
            lies! she never told the truth0
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            demanded to watch me mow the yard, said that it turned her on - weirdo!0
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            he couldn't handle my truth0
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            She didn't know what the truth was. So confused!0
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            her truth required us to wear aluminum foil hats while watching tv0
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            she tried to pull the wool over my eyes!0
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            She kept stealing my wool0
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            I have an irrational fear of wool0
 
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