We broke up because...
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He was scared to touch my wool 0 -
he had too many irrational fears, could barely get him out of the house0
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Could never get her to come into the house...0
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was always leaving a trail of cookies to the bed, she didn't realize she was sweet enough0
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wouldn't let me eat cookies in bed0
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They were my cookies0
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he chose cookie over nookie, it got old0
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She wanted his cookies instead of mine0
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called her lady part a cookie0
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well it is sweet, he didn't agree apparently0
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I didn't like her pet names0
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he liked to pretend he was the cookie monster0
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Her leg hair would grow in blue0
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would floss her teeth with her hair - gross0
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Her arm pit hair was longer than my actual hair0
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she did this weird thing where she kicked her leg when I scratched her back0
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I scratched his back but he wouldn't scratch mine0
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She liked using her metal cat claws on my back - it was cool until she drew blood0
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she would pal punch the hell out of me0
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He only wanted to be my pal. I got FriendZoned!0
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She didn't want to be my friend
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She had to label everything...0
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She blew all of our money on organizing supplies at the Container Store0
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Ahhhh, retail therapy. She just didn't get me.0
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always served dinner in Tupperware0
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He would never allow me to see anything below his nose.0
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Kept sticking her nose in everyone's business.0
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She didn't appreciate my "curiosities."0
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she called me a freak because of my curiosities.....just wanted her to branch out0
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She loved branching out so much she wanted to live in the trees0
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