We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Talked non stop about her ex

Wasn't interested in the y's

Those noises in the basement. You kept asking me to come with you to find out what they were

got upset because he got tied to the smaller bed..said I was playing favourites

he was always leaving. pretending to have big gigs

told me I had to get out of her cat's chair

her cat always hissed at me

She was too hairy

he made fun of my cat

Never threw me a bone