'mfp is not a dating site'

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    TheLegendaryBrandonHarris wrote: »
    It's all fun and games until someone swipes left.
    Or is it right? Where am I?

    I prefer the double tap

    I got a double tap for you

    The guys are casually reading this thread. There is a snicker and giggle here and there. One or two LOLs...
    and then this post happens.

    Every guy just went:

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    HA!! That's her talking ladylike! You should see the Kik messages.

    Don't all women have a hood? Medically speaking for science of course.

    @_a_real_mouthful can you come check under mine

    Always a bridesmaid......

    She's a tease.

    It's not really....I mean do you realize how many cases of blue balls that she's caused? That's why we have Obamacare now, because of her.

    Should have voted for trump

    Or...

    Go away

    I was going to, but my lobotomy isn't scheduled until after the election.

    1-800-BlueCrossBlueShield

    ^ for people who have a job. Excellent lobotomy turn around rate

    Wait, you want me to work too?

    No, Katy does

    I'm still busy with @A_real_mouthful under the hood

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Well, sure, everyone has done Odus.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
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    mawmawhueber wrote: »
    MFP is not a dating sight! I joined this sight to help me lose the weight I need to lose and to meet people who can support me best by knowing the things that worked best for them and knowing the things not to do or learning how to eat right. It's okay if two people meet up, but you don't have to advertise it! Don't demean this site or turn it into something it isn't supposed to be! You all don't look like you have a serious weight problem! I'm not saying you don't need this site just don't ruin it for others like myself. I'm goin to put myself out there. Please don't judge me or say rude things and crush me! I need to lose 100 lbs so I can have back surgery and feel like I fit in for once in my life. I have disabilities and I don't want to die an early death, so this is crucial for me and others! Support us, be there for uscare, cry with us and be happy for us when we accomplish a goal, but don't be disrespectful and rude, because that's what your convo is being. I see it as that your demeaning us who really need the support and help. Just my opinion.

    I appreciate everything you're saying, this thread was created for banter purposes only. Some people hated on me, some laughed, some cried in shame. And then there's your post, no ones running it for you, I'm happy for you, you're doing great, honestly

    Your so sweet

    Y'all should bang.

    Been there, done that
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Nope, but I so would.
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
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    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    xxghost wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Nope, but I so would.

    I told you, we have to wait until my wife isn't home.
  • dropdeadgreggie_
    dropdeadgreggie_ Posts: 166 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Well, sure, everyone has done Odus.
    jnichel wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Well, sure, everyone has done Odus.

    She licked my face...
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Hate, lots of hate
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    xxghost wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Nope, but I so would.

    I told you, we have to wait until my wife isn't home.

    I'm sorry. I'm eager.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Are you one of the reasons that we had to put out pants on over on Facebook yesterday?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    xxghost wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    xxghost wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Nope, but I so would.

    I told you, we have to wait until my wife isn't home.

    I'm sorry. I'm eager.

    All in good time. I promise that it will be the best 27 seconds of your life.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    dropdeadgreggie_ wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Well, sure, everyone has done Odus.
    jnichel wrote: »
    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Well, sure, everyone has done Odus.

    She licked my face...

    You're brave. Do you know were that tongue has been?
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
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    robs_ready wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Hate, lots of hate

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  • TheLegendaryBrandonHarris
    TheLegendaryBrandonHarris Posts: 502 Member
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    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    Show of hands. Who has dated or banged another member of this site?

    *raises hand. Looks around* Yep. Clearly not alone.

    Does this include people you met outside MFP who happen to be members or only the ones you met through MFP?
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Are you one of the reasons that we had to put out pants on over on Facebook yesterday?

    I have to put pants on now?

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Are you one of the reasons that we had to put out pants on over on Facebook yesterday?

    I have to put pants on now?

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    Pants are overrated.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Are you one of the reasons that we had to put out pants on over on Facebook yesterday?

    Is this the one of the ones?
  • skinnyminikendra
    skinnyminikendra Posts: 187 Member
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    jnichel wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    skinnyminikendra wrote: »
    Oh how I've missed reading the forums! What did I miss?

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    Are you one of the reasons that we had to put out pants on over on Facebook yesterday?

    I have to put pants on now?

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    Pants are overrated.

    Agreed

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