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  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    She didn't like cream in her coffee. :|

  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    I had to start buying her depends :#
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Thought the Pirates would beat out the Cubs for the pennant
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Only talked sport
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Wore that white coat and hat from Aussie football. Looked like Peter Sellers
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    I alway's thought her nicknames for her body parts were a bit odd. Peter, the Horace twins, ChoCho :#
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was impotent
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Had a bush so thick ..even the whipper snipper couldn't get through it..ewww
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    always wanted one in the hand, two in the bush
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He only wanted himself in hand :o
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Her dance exhibitions didn't do it for me. I never gave her more than a "tip" :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was caught giving a tip to the neighbour..the neighbours wife wasn't happy

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