We broke up because...

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  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    I couldnt identify the gender..
  • Laura5678mfp
    Laura5678mfp Posts: 83 Member
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    He didn't let me touch his beard
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She had a beard. I didn't play on that team.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    She never invited me to play. Sniff.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    She played far far too much
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He was too conservative
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    She cared too much for fashion in the bedroom. Yet never complained about my union jack underwear
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    She insisted that I wear them but they couldn't contain my manliness
  • Laura5678mfp
    Laura5678mfp Posts: 83 Member
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    She always steals my clothes
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    They never let me watch. I had to record from hidden cams
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    He had pervy tendencies
  • Laura5678mfp
    Laura5678mfp Posts: 83 Member
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    She secretly wanted to be involved
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    She wanted to replace the handcuffs with soft bindings... It was a little too "Vanilla" for me
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    She couldn't take it that I cried at the end of zoolander 2

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