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We broke up because...
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I couldnt identify the gender..0
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He didn't let me touch his beard0
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She had a beard. I didn't play on that team.0
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She never invited me to play. Sniff.0
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She played far far too much0
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He was too conservative0
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She cared too much for fashion in the bedroom. Yet never complained about my union jack underwear0
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She insisted that I wear them but they couldn't contain my manliness0
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She always steals my clothes0
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They never let me watch. I had to record from hidden cams0
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He had pervy tendencies0
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She secretly wanted to be involved0
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She wanted to replace the handcuffs with soft bindings... It was a little too "Vanilla" for me0
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She couldn't take it that I cried at the end of zoolander 21
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He cried during sex0
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The cat scratched her when her mouth was full....she had no sympathy & couldn't handle my tears0
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He was a cat person, I don't like cats1
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He bit me.. like all the time.. I'm covered in bite marks!Mr_Stabbems wrote: »The cat scratched her when her mouth was full....she had no sympathy & couldn't handle my tears
Sorry @cmDaffy
She never trained me in belly dancing0 -
Didn't like my love nips0
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Her nips meant I needed skin grafts!0
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With a smile and a wink she suggested we should do some 'Adult wrestling' but then got very upset when I hit her with a chair and put her through the table
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Found little alcohol nips stashed all through the house. He was a closet drinker.0
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