I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Okay, you got fired, and can't find any other job that requires your unique skill set.
    I wish I could have actually eaten breakfast instead of having to settle for coffee and tea. Now I'm very HANGRY!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    @suzreen wrote: »
    Okay, you had a large, lumberjack breakfast, but then started to suffer from food poisoning.

    You didn't make a wish.

    Sorry, new to this thread. Thanks for pointing that out, Maximus. I wish it was summer!

  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted, but it is the hottest summer on record anywhere in the world and you must always stay inside air conditioned buildings or suffer heat stroke

    I wish I had a million dollars
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Granted, but you have to be the Donald's mistress in order to collect it.

    I wish I had a 68 Mustang in pristine condition.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Granted. The day you get it you get sent to jail for life, never being able to drive it.

    I wish I could eat sushi forever and not get fat.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Granted. Instead of gaining weight you lose everytime you eat until you waste away and die

    I wish I could travel the world
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Granted, but it's your dying wish. Unfortunately the illness takes away your sight and makes everything smell like hot garbage. All you can hear are people talking in foreign languages.

    I wish I could live in a cabin in the woods reading books all day and doing outdoors stuff.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Granted, but it's because you have worms. They slowly eat you away from the inside.

    I wish I had servants to do things for me.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, but they do more TO you than FOR you. Huge difference!
    I wish I could return to uni instead of dealing with this stupid hole in my tooshie.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Granted, you're in school, but you have to keep running to the loo.

    I wish spring were here
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Granted, but then you have to wear your Easter bonnet until summer rolls around.

    I wish I could travel more.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Granted..you lose your job but get a new one 3 hours from home the commute now means lots more travel..

    I wish fried food had no calories
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, but now most vegetables will send you WAY over your calorie goal.
    I wish we could live without ever having to...go #1.
  • Jetamu96
    Jetamu96 Posts: 963 Member
    Granted, but you go #2 five times as often!
    I wish med school were easier!
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    Granted but you're gonna have to stay in school forever

    I wish I could work out all day everyday.
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    edited July 2016
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Granted..you lose your job but get a new one 3 hours from home the commute now means lots more travel..

    I wish fried food had no calories

    Something tells me You might be very good at this game...

    TPAM:
    Granted, but the results of those workouts are extremely slow, like unnoticeable slow.

    I wish I could retire tomorrow
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  • nikkishea3
    nikkishea3 Posts: 906 Member
    Granted: but they're forever imprinted on your heart and you can never meet anyone by the same name again

    Wish for the ability to be able to say NO whenever I want and NEVER feel bad about it
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted

    You say no to a date with the only Soul mate you'll ever encounter in this life
    and the sad part is even knowing this all you have to say is "Meh...Oh well!"

    I wish I had $$$ to hire people to do all the work I have to do!
  • TonyBurnitt
    TonyBurnitt Posts: 501 Member
    edited July 2016
    After one day, all run away to be never seen again.

    I wish my own island
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Okay you got it, but it's a nudist leper colony.

    I wish that I had telekinesis.
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Granted, unfortunately that's what you named your broken down minivan.

    I wish I could force people to smell whatever I want from any distance.
  • azyaria
    azyaria Posts: 18 Member
    Granted, but your superior sense of smell amplifies that scent for you 10X.

    I wish I had the motivation to follow through on my dreams and hobbies.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted
    Too bad the Naughty dreams and Hobbies Made you a Porn Star! :open_mouth:

    I wish I had someone to make me breakfast in bed
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, but the cook only uses foodstuffs to which you are allergic/intolerant/forbidden because of diet.

    I wish I could walk instead of dealing with the consequences of wheelchair use.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Granted, but your boss thinks you came in to work high as a kite and changed his mind about giving you the pay raise he had planned to inform you of that day.

    I wish everyone would greet me by name on the street. That would make me feel awesome.


  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Granted. But your name is Mr. Fabulous.

    I wish I could turn all the catty witches in my office into normal, non dramatic women. Life would be perfect!
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