Lessons I’ve learned on MFP (Chit Chat/Fun & Games):
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@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.0
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MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.
Suck up1 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »I just crack them over the head with my purse and say hey you. It hasn't worked yet.
Sounds like good strategy to me. Dayum gurl. I would be alllll over you.1 -
Trolls are real and they often hunt in packs. Never look one in the eyes. They have an insatiable appetite for emotional energy -- never feed them!2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.
Suck up
I always think everything I say is taken with a tinge of sarcasm. It's how I say all these things to my practice doll before I post them.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.
Suck up
I always think everything I say is taken with a tinge of sarcasm. It's how I say all these things to my practice doll before I post them.
Ahhh practice doll....does she look like this
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^that ones not for mfp.
this is the conversation one
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MrStabbems wrote: »^that ones not for mfp.
this is the conversation one
Sure it is ..of course I believe you ..really..absolutely I do ..0 -
MFP is not just about logging your food and exercise.1
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Haha @MrStabbems @slimgirljo15 I got the tag for this creepy sex doll post, and all I saw in the notification was the picture...I was like wtf are they dragging me into O_o
Also, she has my eyes, no?slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.
Suck up
I always think everything I say is taken with a tinge of sarcasm. It's how I say all these things to my practice doll before I post them.
Ahhh practice doll....does she look like this0 -
And @MrStabbems, knowing you, I'd wager this second one is your sex doll:MrStabbems wrote: »^that ones not for mfp.
this is the conversation one0 -
I've learned there are some effin weirdos on this site O_o4
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Haha @MrStabbems @slimgirljo15 I got the tag for this creepy sex doll post, and all I saw in the notification was the picture...I was like wtf are they dragging me into O_o
Also, she has my eyes, no?slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 @LiftingLady5 both your flirting is fine. Besides women of your calibre don't need to flirt.
Suck up
I always think everything I say is taken with a tinge of sarcasm. It's how I say all these things to my practice doll before I post them.
Ahhh practice doll....does she look like this
Oops sorry Jen..I think he tries to make you believe he has the second doll..my money is on the first though.....yeah she kinda does have your eyes0 -
@jenmar22 did you know you can have custom dolls made? they look almost like the real thing. Real hair, real bodyweight, skin feels realistic...you just need one or two pictures of a person.
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Broomstick_Boo wrote: »Expect to occasionally get stabbed in the back. Or front. Or through your eyeballs.
Extremely True dear....unfortunately1 -
60% of the guys here will think you're flirting with them when you're trying to be nice.3
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »@jenmar22 did you know you can have custom dolls made? they look almost like the real thing. Real hair, real bodyweight, skin feels realistic...you just need one or two pictures of a person.
I am wondering if @jenmar22 had that selfie she posted the other day cross her mind when she reads this post.... The one with the pencil on her face and it looked like she was being held for ransom. That's the one that crossed my mind. Now I wonder if I'm one of the weirdos for having that pop in to my mind?!
I have yet to see this picture. The hunt begins.
@Broomstick_Boo @gcibsthom Also concerning the backstabbing stuff, its easy to get around. Be mean to everyone and follow the golden rules of interaction online:
1. Stranger Danger
2. Don't catch a case of the feels
3. Stranger Danger
4. "Why so serious?" is a motto for life as well as MFP
5. Ramsey Bolton is something to aspire to
6. Stranger Danger
7. People assume they have absolutely no responsibility online. And for the most part they are right.
8. Don't let the wins go to your head and the losses go to your heart.
9. Jenmar has a weird jar. Seriously its so weird. I mean clockwork orange mixed with Monty python weird.
10. I hum the thundercats theme when I type.4 -
Expect people to make assumptions.
Or at least remember that, text can easily be misinterpreted .0
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