How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Was playing with her kids..skipping stones across the water..One ricocheted off a hidden rock flew back and hit her in the head..she dropped instantly..dead..the kids thought she was tired so put a picnic blanket over her and went home ...0
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Wood chipper accident. She was afraid of falling in, so she stood on the other side. Unfortunately she got a face full of splinters which became infected.0
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He was an act in the circus.. suddenly, a wild elephant appeared.. rest is history0
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She contracted a supervirus from the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.0
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Crushed by an untethered book case.1
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Food poisoning0
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Frozen to death when she locked herself out of the house0
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In a horrible blanket suffocation incident.0
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Slipped on a banana peel and hit his head0
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She used 2 different sauces on her Chick-Fil-A nuggets and it backfired majorly.
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Psychopath broke into her house ..kidnapped her ..tortured her for days..made her watch him eat pizza and drink beer ..before he lopped off her head with a chainsaw0
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She fell for me ..wanted me to be her first girl .. I obliged ..guess who got one of the new STDs..
Yep..her lips rotted right off her face ..then everything else followed ..
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A chunk of blue ice fell from the sky and hit her in the head. On the good side, her relatives can be proud that it fell from Kanye West's plane. She was killed by the frozen urine of a star!0
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You know those tags on mattresses that say do not remove... some people should heed warnings better.0
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Passed out one drunken night. Drinking PBR and eating marshmallow cream. It was cold outside and the heat was on high. The mallow cream that was in her mouth and on her face hardened as she slept, cutting off her breathing and suffocating her0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »He got in a fist fight death match over his flannel shirt with Rosie odonnel. He didn't win.
The only reason I lost was because your wiped that jet-puffed marshmallow all over my body.... she tried to devour me!!!
She came after you next.
CS tried to break up the fight, got knocked in the head, fell down the stairs, into the street where she ran over him with her car.0 -
Swallowed a nut with a hair on it..the hair went down the wrong passage ..into his lung ..it caused mucus to build up..he drowned eventually when his lungs filled with fluid0
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She will remain immortal... in the hearts and souls of all the men she devoured under those covers... who will then tell their children's and children children of Tale of the Woman Named Jo...1
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Severe constipation..you don't poop you die..its true0
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eaten by a pack of wild dingos0
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Shot by a jealous husband0
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