True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Ughhh...beating myself up a bit fro losing my cool with my youngest son last night. Told him he was useless. Said his reputation in the house was being lazy, not listening, and doing everything he finally does do half-assed. That is NOT who I am as a father, mentor, and leader, so I am very disappointed in myself. Spent all last night and this morning trying to find a way to apologize and turn this into a positive learning experience for both of us.

    Relax

    You're only human and sometimes lose your cool.

    Tell him so.

    Or if it makes you feel better, just buy him a pair of Air Jordans and a new motorcycle.

  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    MadMaxV8 wrote: »
    @angelxsss wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    My legs are the hairiest and I'm getting a pedicure. This poor lady.

    You are cruel

    I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage

    Did it include a happy ending?

    I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.

    I'm sure they do
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I would paddle our kids everyday, just in case they did something I didn't know about.

    .... better safe than sorry!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    happilymegan wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    I really love working with veterans sometimes. Sometimes being when they're young and hot haha.

    Jk I really love working with all of them, just the young hot ones are definitely a perk

    Are you hiring?

    I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.

    You're right he might punish me.

    You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2017
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    angelxsss wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    MadMaxV8 wrote: »
    @angelxsss wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    My legs are the hairiest and I'm getting a pedicure. This poor lady.

    You are cruel

    I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage

    Did it include a happy ending?

    I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.

    I'm sure they do

    There's a lot of news stories about celebrities being caught at "massage parlors".
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    MalkinMagic71 wrote: »
    MadMaxV8 wrote: »
    @angelxsss wrote: »
    happilymegan wrote: »
    angelxsss wrote: »
    My legs are the hairiest and I'm getting a pedicure. This poor lady.

    You are cruel

    I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage

    Did it include a happy ending?

    I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.

    tumblr_inline_nh1hltnNnh1r9w8vx.png

    santa goes to those places?!

    I don't know...but it always feels like christmas when you're there

    and you know from experience, correct?
  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
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    Honestly though, just out of curiosity, I did try to yelp and google to see if I could find one of those places. I probably shouldn't have done that on my work computer. IT hates me already though so oh well
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah
  • emiliayuki
    emiliayuki Posts: 7 Member
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    I confess that I often eat crappy food at midnight even though I know it's bad for me
  • MalkinMagic71
    MalkinMagic71 Posts: 1,433 Member
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    Thanks for the tips.. duly noted ha.

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