True Confessions - Don't Judge
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »@angelxsss wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage
Did it include a happy ending?
I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.
I'm sure they do0 -
I would paddle our kids everyday, just in case they did something I didn't know about.
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happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.0 -
MalkinMagic71 wrote: »@angelxsss wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage
Did it include a happy ending?
I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.
I'm sure they do
There's a lot of news stories about celebrities being caught at "massage parlors".0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »@angelxsss wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I was going to shave like an hour before but I read about how that's bad too so bleh. They're getting a great yelp review though. She gave a scalp-tingling leg massage
Did it include a happy ending?
I legit always wondered if those types of places actually existed.
santa goes to those places?!
I don't know...but it always feels like christmas when you're there
and you know from experience, correct?0 -
Honestly though, just out of curiosity, I did try to yelp and google to see if I could find one of those places. I probably shouldn't have done that on my work computer. IT hates me already though so oh well0
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So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah1
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I confess that I often eat crappy food at midnight even though I know it's bad for me1
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Thanks for the tips.. duly noted ha.0
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.1 -
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
Well, if you ever need a hand..... lol0 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
i just spit coke zero at my screen.1 -
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I love Bocce Ball!0
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
Well, if you ever need a hand..... lol
Don't tease me. You're only 20 minutes away
*checks to see how much gas is in my vehicle*1 -
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Ughhh...beating myself up a bit fro losing my cool with my youngest son last night. Told him he was useless. Said his reputation in the house was being lazy, not listening, and doing everything he finally does do half-assed. That is NOT who I am as a father, mentor, and leader, so I am very disappointed in myself. Spent all last night and this morning trying to find a way to apologize and turn this into a positive learning experience for both of us.
This made me tear up. I'm glad at least you realize it and want to apologize and not be that kind of father. I work hard everyday to try to counteract the negative thing my husband says to our son and my husband seems to be unaware or either could care less how it affects him. I know you will find the right words and make a mends.1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah
Any massage parlor located at a truck stop knows what you mean when you ask for the special
I could live in a truck stop.
showers, sex and 24 hour breakfast.
What more does one need?3
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