True Confessions - Don't Judge
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.1 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
Well, if you ever need a hand..... lol0 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
i just spit coke zero at my screen.1 -
I love Bocce Ball!0
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happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Careful, he'll try to grab you by the *kitten*.
At least someone is!
Well, if you ever need a hand..... lol
Don't tease me. You're only 20 minutes away
*checks to see how much gas is in my vehicle*1 -
Ughhh...beating myself up a bit fro losing my cool with my youngest son last night. Told him he was useless. Said his reputation in the house was being lazy, not listening, and doing everything he finally does do half-assed. That is NOT who I am as a father, mentor, and leader, so I am very disappointed in myself. Spent all last night and this morning trying to find a way to apologize and turn this into a positive learning experience for both of us.
This made me tear up. I'm glad at least you realize it and want to apologize and not be that kind of father. I work hard everyday to try to counteract the negative thing my husband says to our son and my husband seems to be unaware or either could care less how it affects him. I know you will find the right words and make a mends.1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »MalkinMagic71 wrote: »So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah
Any massage parlor located at a truck stop knows what you mean when you ask for the special
I could live in a truck stop.
showers, sex and 24 hour breakfast.
What more does one need?3 -
I confess that I think this entire post became BS when it went from confessions to replies upon replies only.0
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MalkinMagic71 wrote: »So is there like some secret code word you use when you go in that lets them know you want more than just a "massage"? hahah
Google oriental massage or go to backpage.com Either way winner winner chicken dinner. lol.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Ughhh...beating myself up a bit fro losing my cool with my youngest son last night. Told him he was useless. Said his reputation in the house was being lazy, not listening, and doing everything he finally does do half-assed. That is NOT who I am as a father, mentor, and leader, so I am very disappointed in myself. Spent all last night and this morning trying to find a way to apologize and turn this into a positive learning experience for both of us.
Relax
You're only human and sometimes lose your cool.
Tell him so.
Or if it makes you feel better, just buy him a pair of Air Jordans and a new motorcycle.
Just found Supras at Ross for like $40. Ridonckulous!0 -
happilymegan wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »happilymegan wrote: »
I thought you already had a solid place of employment. I hope your boss doesn't find out.
You're right he might punish me.
You could run across the border and request asylum to escape this unjust punishment.
Even Trump wants me!
Just to pick you up like a 6 pack. Tis why women have the two openings so close.
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