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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.

    ^^^ There's my proof that I'm the most boring wife in the world

    Second marriage sweetness, we still like each other

    Take that *kitten* back to your batcave.

    I can't tell if you hate me or love me today.

    Let me rephrase.

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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I confess I'm wondering if it's a full moon tonight cause this place is crazy
  • kellylynnshonting
    kellylynnshonting Posts: 108 Member
    I confess that out of 29 years of life, I have lived without a sense of smell for the last 21 of them.
  • Chandra126
    Chandra126 Posts: 50 Member
    Confess.. I have accidently pressed "awesome" to posts a couple of times when scrolling on my cell..oops

    Question: can you un-do that? (I'm kinda new)
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
    Yes just tap awesome again.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    ^^what he said

    I liked a random Facebook post last night and couldn't for the life of me unlike it. oh well i guess it was nice some random person was wishing a friend's husband happy birthday
  • Chandra126
    Chandra126 Posts: 50 Member
    Thanks :)
  • Chandra126
    Chandra126 Posts: 50 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    ^^what he said

    I liked a random Facebook post last night and couldn't for the life of me unlike it. oh well i guess it was nice some random person was wishing a friend's husband happy birthday

    haha, all good wishes, right!
  • Tretop76
    Tretop76 Posts: 256 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    I confess that's I'm *kitten* all the threads are getting deleted even though they aren't in violation of anything.

    I confess IDK what the heck is "kitten"!? Does it replace any word that's not allowed?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    AuntFreesa wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    I confess that's I'm *kitten* all the threads are getting deleted even though they aren't in violation of anything.

    I confess IDK what the heck is "kitten"!? Does it replace any word that's not allowed?

    *kitten* = pickled
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  • sfa90
    sfa90 Posts: 105 Member
    I confess I am secretly in love with a guy for 2 years now, too bad he is not into me :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2017
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    Stop that you .. :D

    I confess over a few years I have a few unanswered pm in my box ..
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    Stop that you .. :D

    I confess over a few years I have a few unanswered pm in my box ..

    I confess that even with all those messages in her box, she answered everyone of my dirty messages in a prompt and even dirtier manner.

    I <3 you ..
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  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess my taste buds are having an orgasm over this coconut cake
    Orgasms of almost any kind are good. lol
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess my taste buds are having an orgasm over this coconut cake

    You'll do not want to see the mental image this brought up. Totally inappropriate. Well wait a minute, knowing this group, maybe you'll do!

    A crowd of taste buds all shouting YES YES YES, more more, a couple of sighs thrown in a deep inhale of gasping breath, and then all the little taste buds giving one last soft little whimper.

    Your welcome!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    Maybe you creeped her out? My box is open to you

    Water is wet. ;)
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  • angelxsss
    angelxsss Posts: 2,402 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    I confess I've never had that problem. Even my super creepy messages get read.

    check your privilege
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess my taste buds are having an orgasm over this coconut cake
    Orgasms of almost any kind are good. lol

    Raises hand! I'll take an orgasm

    .......and some chocolate cake please!

    OMG, would you like a foot rub too, your highness?? :D
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    tmanfromtexas wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    I confess my taste buds are having an orgasm over this coconut cake
    Orgasms of almost any kind are good. lol

    Raises hand! I'll take an orgasm

    .......and some chocolate cake please!

    good morning!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    you just have to message the right person I guess
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    I confess I've never had that problem. Even my super creepy messages get read.

    Same B)
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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    I confess I've never had that problem. Even my super creepy messages get read.

    Me neither...I only message people I send noodz to or cookie recipes

    You're MFP'ing properly.
  • HG210
    HG210 Posts: 103 Member
    I confess that MFP brings laughter to my day.
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    tjiddy wrote: »
    I realize now that sometimes when you hit send on a message, the button should actually read "take a number".

    I confess I've never had that problem. Even my super creepy messages get read.

    Me neither...I only message people I send noodz to or cookie recipes

    Hey I want cookie recipies and noodz!

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