True Confessions - Don't Judge
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chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those boxers around straight.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.
Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?0 -
Honest_Angie wrote: »I confess -- I found out my husband was asexual four years after we had married, and promised to be supportive, but a sexless marriage, in which we barely ever cuddle, touch or even kiss, makes me worry that I may one day cheat ...
Oh dear. That's really hard. Have you talked to him about your concerns? You can word it differently. But maybe he would be okay with you having the occasional open marriageness?
I dont know if that was an old post but if it wasnt it didnt take long for the original poster to vanish.0 -
I confess that I am worried I won't look good in my wedding dress, especially my arms. Although I have a year to get it together. I also confess that although it is not my usual self, I really do care how I would look to others on that day.
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Motorsheen wrote: »chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.
Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?
Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.
... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...1 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
Is Giney the name of your bat?1 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...
Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.
Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?
Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.
... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.
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tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...
Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!
pfffttt0 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
He is going to be upset when he finds out that batman beat him to it...
Who the hell do you think your are talking to my friend like that!
pfffttt
Pfffttttt what? Pfffttt sir.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.
Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?
Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.
... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.
Gave you a little thrill eh?0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »chocolate_owl wrote: »I confess wearing mismatched undergarments drives me crazy. I buy everything in sets so the color/print/material are all the same, and I lay out my underwear drawer so it's really easy to grab things that go together.
Okay, one day last week I overslept and was running late for a meeting at the office. Everything was going south. I spilled my coffee, got stuck in traffic; the morning just sucked.
About an hour after being in the office I needed a quick trip to the men's restroom. I'm standing there and I can't find the fly on my UA boxer briefs. It's a lil distressing, it damn sure is.
I come to find out that I had put my boxer briefs on backwards. Bummer.
I walked funny for the rest of the day and waited until I got to the gym to turn those *kitten* around straight.
Why didn't you just go into a stall and turn them around?
Too much trouble and I didn't want to take the time.
... besides the bunching was kinda relaxing.
Gave you a little thrill eh?
Ha... just a lil'0 -
I confess I met my goals on MFP in 2012 and for whatever reason let it all go little at time. Three years later almost back where I started. This past year I reassessed and am back on the rollercoaster, only not progressing as I had before. Hopefully reaching my goals in a more sustainable way this time.1
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
Next time CC me on those pics. K? Thanks
Check your PMs
Yeah, you should be on the group list anyways.1 -
I confess that I am tired of being OMFG.
Old, Married, Fat Guy.1 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
^^^ There's my proof that I'm the most boring wife in the world0 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »I confess that I have been sending my husband filthy pictures since he went out of town on Sunday. He's coming home tonight and I think he's going to murder my giney.
^^^ There's my proof that I'm the most boring wife in the world
Second marriage sweetness, we still like each other
Take that *kitten* back to your batcave.1 -
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I miss all the fun when I'm in the office and can't hang around on the boards all day.2
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