We broke up because...
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Lol I meant couch football0
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He kept changing his mind0
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She always rushed me in making decisions1
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She kept changing my mind0
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He called my shoes his mind, and complained everytime I changed them.0
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She wore a chewbacca mask to bed and shoes0
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She kept trying to do a makeover on my chewbacca mask. He doesnt look good in pink! Stop it!0
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Had no sense of humor!
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She liked to sniff my farts and tell me what they smell like. So awkward.0
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I'm not into girls0
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Whats so funny about that0
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He put ketchup on his macaroni. What a weirdo.0
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Shoebacha1 wrote: »She liked to sniff my farts and tell me what they smell like. So awkward.
ewwwww. she started asking me to guess what she had for lunch depending on her fart frequency, thats not what I meant when I told you I wanna talk about science with you!1 -
she was very noisy in bed.
I mean playing the violin? wtf?1 -
Was not romantic at all0
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She hurt my Macaroni's feelings1
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Called and told everyone when I was on my periodic table of elements0
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She spoke in rhymes all the time0
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Did not like my poetry0
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She kept putting her hair in my food then asking if I can feel her inside me.2
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^that's sick. I. love. it1
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He wasnt kinky enough0
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I kept waking up shackled in a dungeon0
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Didn't like "step brothers"... Had to go0
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She wore granny panties
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Kept tea bagging my drums1
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Played all night long - I could never sleep0
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Wouldnt let me play board games with her and her imaginary friends0
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She kept watering the flowers on tge wallpaper0
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Tried to bury me in the front yard... I'm alive!0
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