MFP Personals
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »A few questions first. 1. are you still many people or just one, for now? 2. No fantasies....does this apply to the bedroom as well? 3. Do you know how to use a remote control? 3. Do you read instruction manuals? 4. Do you pronounce the word AMAZING like AHHHH-MAAAAAAY-ZING!!!! ?
- There can be only one
- If your fantasy is to have 10 inches and want it to hurt I can do you twice and slap you. That is, we can work with what I got and what you want.
- For my BBQ smoker, yes.
- No. Never.
- Yes. And fabulous, like, is, FAHHHHHHH bulouzzzzzz!
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »A few questions first. 1. are you still many people or just one, for now? 2. No fantasies....does this apply to the bedroom as well? 3. Do you know how to use a remote control? 3. Do you read instruction manuals? 4. Do you pronounce the word AMAZING like AHHHH-MAAAAAAY-ZING!!!! ?
- There can be only one
- If your fantasy is to have 10 inches and want it to hurt I can do you twice and slap you. That is, we can work with what I got and what you want.
- For my BBQ smoker, yes.
- No. Never.
- Yes. And fabulous, like, is, FAHHHHHHH bulouzzzzzz!
Regarding question number 2. I'm thinking more like Chewbacca and Princess Leia......
I can do either character, if you wish. I look good in full fur or a white granola dress and side buns.0 -
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I'm not here to lose weight... not here to make friends...don't need any advice as I'm already better at my craft.. I'm just here cause I'm bored and like to troll a little0
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I'm not good at it to be honest0
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Hahaha
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OutOfUserName wrote: »
You know men to well. I'm the most underrated person here0 -
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OutOfUserName wrote: »
Finish your thoughts0 -
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Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.
If you find one keep them forever!0 -
I have nothing witty to add, but I think I may have fallen in love with everyone in this thread3
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My name is Michael. I am an extraordinarily average guy living am everyday AMAZING life. I have been many people over it and I am very happy with who I have become and where I am now. I am seeking a kindred spirit to live out my days with. A friend, a confidant, and a lover. I am lighthearted, easy going, and humor and laughter are daily medicines. I am not a typical man and have no need to prove anything, be some prideful alpha, or try to impress people with forced machismo. I want someone to accept me for who I am, not to change me to who they think I should be or some fantasy they have had all their life. I don't need anyone to complete me in any way, but I am looking for someone to compliment my life. I am not an amazing lover or hung like a porn star, famous like a rock star, or rich. I am not a sugar daddy, I don't want a trophy wife, or a person who doesn't have a career or some endeavor in life they work at for fulfillment. I am very easy going and don't need "things", but look to gain experiences and connections.
Must be willing to travel, and travel light with no plan except to go.
I focus on earth where I reside to keep me grounded, but keep an eye to the stars to remind me there is more. We both should believe in a balance between mind, body, and spirit. With that, being active and positive is also a must (I haven't watched a TV series since MASH and I wouldn't fit well with you if that is important or something you give a lot of time to). I am a reader and a thinker, so if you can stimulate my mind you will have captured ever part of me.
I want someone honest. I want someone I can trust who is faithful. I want someone who sees me - the real me - and that is who they fall for. That is exactly what I am offering and what I look for too.
Must be able to tolerate my positive attitude and my judicious use of the word AMAZING.
*puts hand up* pick me , pick me
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OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Your_Malice wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
You are perfect!
I am programmed to please
Just don't catch me on a bad day
just throw that ecig away and were good
That ecig is in the bin, get your coat
i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude
I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin
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OutOfUserName wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Your_Malice wrote: »Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
You are perfect!
I am programmed to please
Just don't catch me on a bad day
just throw that ecig away and were good
That ecig is in the bin, get your coat
i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude
I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin
hahaha! screw it lets do this jo
:smooched: plane ticket bought...Im on my way1 -
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Avocado_Angel wrote: »Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)
It's a trap!!! I'm sure i've seen "CRAZY" written somewere on the gold wraping:))))))1 -
If you are bored, hit me up... 39/m Wisconsin here... I am fun, and a great person to talk to 0
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Looking for a man to explain everything to me. Copious use of the word "actually" a must. I'll listen to everything you say with a wide-eyed, adoring expression and never disagree with your opinion. I'll especially love it when you call me "little lady" and tell me not to "worry my pretty little head" about anything.5
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