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  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    I'm not here to lose weight... not here to make friends...don't need any advice as I'm already better at my craft.. I'm just here cause I'm bored and like to troll a little
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    I'm not good at it to be honest
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    Hahaha :|
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Hahaha :|

    i can tell youre trolling with that laugh

    You know men to well. I'm the most underrated person here
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    tsortsor wrote: »
    Hahaha :|

    i can tell youre trolling with that laugh

    You know men to well. I'm the most underrated person here

    well duh youre talking to the dude who got.... nevermind too much info lol

    Finish your thoughts
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.
  • tsortsor
    tsortsor Posts: 830 Member
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    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Wanted: a spooning partner who doesn't radiant heat and buys me all the food I want.

    If you find one keep them forever!
  • amarneu
    amarneu Posts: 164 Member
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    I have nothing witty to add, but I think I may have fallen in love with everyone in this thread
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    amarneu wrote: »
    I have nothing witty to add, but I think I may have fallen in love with everyone in this thread

    Oh! I love orgies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    My name is Michael. I am an extraordinarily average guy living am everyday AMAZING life. I have been many people over it and I am very happy with who I have become and where I am now. I am seeking a kindred spirit to live out my days with. A friend, a confidant, and a lover. I am lighthearted, easy going, and humor and laughter are daily medicines. I am not a typical man and have no need to prove anything, be some prideful alpha, or try to impress people with forced machismo. I want someone to accept me for who I am, not to change me to who they think I should be or some fantasy they have had all their life. I don't need anyone to complete me in any way, but I am looking for someone to compliment my life. I am not an amazing lover or hung like a porn star, famous like a rock star, or rich. I am not a sugar daddy, I don't want a trophy wife, or a person who doesn't have a career or some endeavor in life they work at for fulfillment. I am very easy going and don't need "things", but look to gain experiences and connections.

    Must be willing to travel, and travel light with no plan except to go.

    I focus on earth where I reside to keep me grounded, but keep an eye to the stars to remind me there is more. We both should believe in a balance between mind, body, and spirit. With that, being active and positive is also a must (I haven't watched a TV series since MASH and I wouldn't fit well with you if that is important or something you give a lot of time to). I am a reader and a thinker, so if you can stimulate my mind you will have captured ever part of me.

    I want someone honest. I want someone I can trust who is faithful. I want someone who sees me - the real me - and that is who they fall for. That is exactly what I am offering and what I look for too.

    Must be able to tolerate my positive attitude and my judicious use of the word AMAZING.

    *puts hand up* pick me , pick me :*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
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    Your_Malice wrote: »
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    Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)

    You are perfect!

    I am programmed to please :smile:

    Just don't catch me on a bad day :smiley:

    just throw that ecig away and were good

    That ecig is in the bin, get your coat

    i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude

    I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Your_Malice wrote: »
    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)

    You are perfect!

    I am programmed to please :smile:

    Just don't catch me on a bad day :smiley:

    just throw that ecig away and were good

    That ecig is in the bin, get your coat

    i hope youre good with my screw it, ill wing it attitude

    I love a screw it and wing it attitude...just sayin ;)

    hahaha! screw it lets do this jo

    :smooched: plane ticket bought...Im on my way
  • bufnitzoiu
    bufnitzoiu Posts: 147 Member
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    Avocado_Angel wrote: »
    Sleazy sex kitten with daddy issues, just looking for the right man to come along. I love making sammiches, cleaning and doing laundry, I should mention I like doing chores while in the nude (hope that doesn't put anyone off) I can sit and wistfully listen to all your problems (don't worry about my problems I don't have any)

    It's a trap!!! I'm sure i've seen "CRAZY" written somewere on the gold wraping:))))))
  • crushingitdaily12345
    crushingitdaily12345 Posts: 577 Member
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    If you are bored, hit me up... 39/m Wisconsin here... I am fun, and a great person to talk to :)

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