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Why do you charge the families of fat people so much more for embalming and caskets?0
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.MrStabbems wrote: »So...erectile embalming stories. Go.
Also the *hush hush, keep on the DL* home furnace question...
That is referred to as angel's lust and it's a myth. Sorry to burst your bubble. You can't have an erection if there is no blood flow.
dammit i was hoping to have a little flag at half mast on my day....1 -
MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.MrStabbems wrote: »So...erectile embalming stories. Go.
Also the *hush hush, keep on the DL* home furnace question...
That is referred to as angel's lust and it's a myth. Sorry to burst your bubble. You can't have an erection if there is no blood flow.
dammit i was hoping to have a little flag at half mast on my day....
You may have one when you pass. It'll just deflate...1 -
I'm signing you up for a rectal embalming.Motorsheen wrote: »Why do you charge the families of fat people so much more for embalming and caskets?OutOfUserName wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
i was talking to a guy at work he was telling me he already paid for his plot and picked outbhis casket. i asked him if he got in it to see if hell be comfortable in it and they told him he couldnt get in it.
Party poopers.1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.
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I had to make sure it wouldn't chafe.0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.MrStabbems wrote: »So...erectile embalming stories. Go.
Also the *hush hush, keep on the DL* home furnace question...
That is referred to as angel's lust and it's a myth. Sorry to burst your bubble. You can't have an erection if there is no blood flow.
dammit i was hoping to have a little flag at half mast on my day....
You may have one when you pass. It'll just deflate...
*kitten* it i'll get @LittleHearseDriver to stick a little MASSIVE pencil in there to keep it upright.0 -
What does embalming fluid taste like? Because Motorsheen is trying to convince me that it's the next big thing in Pop Tarts, but I'm suspicious.1
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
I'm signing you up for a rectal embalming.Motorsheen wrote: »Why do you charge the families of fat people so much more for embalming and caskets?
promise?0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.MrStabbems wrote: »So...erectile embalming stories. Go.
Also the *hush hush, keep on the DL* home furnace question...
That is referred to as angel's lust and it's a myth. Sorry to burst your bubble. You can't have an erection if there is no blood flow.
dammit i was hoping to have a little flag at half mast on my day....
You may have one when you pass. It'll just deflate...
*kitten* it i'll get @LittleHearseDriver to stick a little MASSIVE pencil in there to keep it upright.
Wishful thinking... to what could have been but never was...1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »why cant i lay on a casket when im casket shopping lil hearse?
Who said you can't?
All the family members there seemed to be upset. To be fair that one was occupied.
I think when you took off your shirt and rubbed your boobs on the casket got them the most.MrStabbems wrote: »So...erectile embalming stories. Go.
Also the *hush hush, keep on the DL* home furnace question...
That is referred to as angel's lust and it's a myth. Sorry to burst your bubble. You can't have an erection if there is no blood flow.
dammit i was hoping to have a little flag at half mast on my day....
You may have one when you pass. It'll just deflate...
*kitten* it i'll get @LittleHearseDriver to stick a little MASSIVE pencil in there to keep it upright.
that sounds painful
Sounds like a typical Tuesday night.0 -
There are insertion guys out there...its disturbing.0
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MrStabbems wrote: »*kitten* it i'll get @LittleHearseDriver to stick a little MASSIVE pencil in there to keep it upright.
I'm not going to prison for violating a corpse. It won't be the first or the last time little stabber let someone down
What does embalming fluid taste like? Because Motorsheen is trying to convince me that it's the next big thing in Pop Tarts, but I'm suspicious.
Poison
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LittleHearseDriver wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »*kitten* it i'll get @LittleHearseDriver to stick a little MASSIVE pencil in there to keep it upright.
I'm not going to prison for violating a corpse. It won't be the first or the last time little stabber let someone downWhat does embalming fluid taste like? Because Motorsheen is trying to convince me that it's the next big thing in Pop Tarts, but I'm suspicious.
Poison
you promised you wouldn't tell. All the jars and formaldehyde put me off my game.0 -
Avocado_Angel wrote: »Do they actually bother to dress the corpse in the clothes provided by the family ? If it's a sealed coffin and nobody actually sees inside how do you know ? My brother and I provided clothes for my dad to be dressed in, but his coffin was sealed shut so my brother wondered if they even bother putting the clothes on. Wouldn't it be difficult to dress a 6 foot man who was quite big built when you can't move the body around (I'm guessing rigor mortis had set in quite well by this stage )
Yes, we dress everyone. It isn't hard to dress them, we cut the clothes in the back and slide them on (except for pants). When people bring clothes that are too little it becomes challenging.0 -
best thing to come out of the boards today is the resurrection of this thread.
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How many gallons of water can you put in a body?0
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@jessiferrrb wrote: »best thing to come out of the boards today is the resurrection of this thread.
Oh, baby, I have something better that "resurrected", ifyouknowwhatImean 0 -
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