True Confessions - Don't Judge
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When I test somebody, if one test score is so bad, then they don't have to do this other test which can take 30-45 minutes to score and involves rulers and protractors and stuff. I confess I secretly root for them to be that bad so I don't have to score that test.2
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I confess that sweet potatoes are not my favorite potato (sorry @lstrat115 I went against your punishment)0
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »If it wasn't for my husband reining me in I would 100% have custom-made shirts with my dog's face on it.
Ha! That would be awesome, do it anyway!0 -
IC I don't know what my dream from last night means. Instead of describe it I drew a picture.
IF it's unclear, I just left my grandma's house who was living on top of the Himalayas, with the Ouji board she gave me. I was on board a Submarine Sandwich with Gwyneth Paltrow who stole my Ouji board and wouldn't give it back because she needed it to build her bungalow.
What happened in your day that made you dream about birds that look like "M"s?? Weirdo
i thought a cloud was saying "Mmmmm" because delicious sandwich.1 -
Cerealsensei wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Cerealsensei wrote: »I confess there's a lady at my job who's been talking to me lately and I feel bad because she knows my name but I don't know hers
This happens to me all the time. Ask for one of her business cards. Or do what I do, "hey YOU! oh classic YOU!!"
I found out her name today lol
Did she email you? Tell us HOW
I saw her in the hallway when I was leaving as I was leaving and I just asked her lol.
The old ask the person directly what their name is trick.
What can I say. It works like a charm.1 -
RavenLibra wrote: »Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?
Sounds like someone needs a Snickers
Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?5 -
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I confess I am feeling better emotionally and physically as a weight loss benefit...3
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »If it wasn't for my husband reining me in I would 100% have custom-made shirts with my dog's face on it.
It's common for partners to go temporary insane when their partner talks about dog face shirts. I would ignore any advice about not getting a shirt as it is clearly the insanity talking.
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I confess that I find it really hard to give up eating out and/or celebrating with food.
I confess that I may never break my Diet Coke habit, even though I know I should.0 -
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RavenLibra wrote: »RavenLibra wrote: »Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?
Sounds like someone needs a Snickers
Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RavenLibra wrote: »RavenLibra wrote: »Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?
Sounds like someone needs a Snickers
Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?
I confess I read this out loud how I imagine it should sound, with the finger action too.3 -
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »RavenLibra wrote: »RavenLibra wrote: »Umm cool people here? Really? Isn't this where fat people come to be with other fat peoples? Didn't we all become fat because we were decidedly uncool? Unloved, unconcerned, unacceptable to someone or other? Or to ourselves? And of all the cool folk here? Who might be the coolest in that pecking order? Which is the coolest clique here? And how did you find a home here? Were you uncool someplace else? Not cool enough for THE coolest places, people, cliques and now y'all are here thinking you are the big Mac with special sauce? Does announcing you are cool make you cool? Isn't cool, an aspiration instead of a destination? Will we/ he/ she/ us... ever arrive? Doesn't announcing you or your friends as cool make them cooler than you? Isn't cool the superlative?
Sounds like someone needs a Snickers
Thanks to bowling fer hollars for imagning he's sooo cool that he can insinuate some authority... and to Istrat for the passive aggressive "humour" YOu are both soooo cool. no wonder y'all hang out here (he typed sardonically). I will return to the woodwork from whence I came. or perhaps I should journey to the gym. after my fat but digests Istrat's choice of chocolate and sugar indulgence... how many cals is that?
I confess I read this out loud how I imagine it should sound, with the finger action too.
i did too. Did yours have an italian accent?
My Italian guy was even in just his underwear when I read it. White tighties to be exact.2 -
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I ate too much for breakfast.1
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IC I had a donut and coffee for breakfast.. And Im ok with that.
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »
ut oh....0 -
I am cool now, replenished the cigar box1
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
Oh no. That is horrible but I can't help but giggle a little because I am always scared to death something like this will happen to me there.0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
I'm sorry if this is inappropriate but I can't quit giggling1 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.
Gawd. That option scares me too... I freak out everytime time I see the roll of my gallery pictures pop up asking if I want to post them.3 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.
Or like when you're sleepy creeping on someone and accidentally like a pic they posted 4 months ago AND send them an accidental messenger invite in the same night?
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.RunHardBeStrong wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »I confess I hate the Facebook app so much. I can't even scroll through comments without accidently activating something. One of my friends parents passed away today and I just left a gay pride flag as a response to one of the replies.
I am so sorry, but I laughed really hard because this is so something I would do. I am terrified that someday I will accidentally post a pic that I didn't intend to share.
Gawd. That option scares me too... I freak out everytime time I see the roll of my gallery pictures pop up asking if I want to post them.
Hmmm....they need a super duper insightful button.......
They are just pictures of my cute fuzzy kittens playing and the huge juicy watermelons that I grew but I still don't want to accidentally post them.0
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