What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
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OutOfUserName wrote: »ive said a few stupid things in my lifetime. meh whateeeva im not perfect -.-
I've said more than a few stupid, some just down right ridiculous1 -
I work in IT so i have heard a few but this is the one that all others are measured against and what i use to assure people they will never top this
was on a vacation day so i left a guy instructions on how to access his act database- click start
- click my computer
- click c drive
- etc etc etc
i come in the next day and he is bitching and crying about how i cost him bonuses because my instructions were wrong.
i told him there was no way and to show me what he did
we go to his office, he clicks start and leaves
im standing there thinking he went to the restroom or what not so i watch him walk down the hallway
i follow him and approach him as he is sitting @ my desk
Me: whats wrong?
Him: see nothing
Me: what are you talking about?
Him: im clicking on your computer and nothing is happening.
Me: WTF are you going on about
Him: your instructions said click on your computer (see step 2 above)
Me: seriously whats wrong
Him: [dead serious and agitated look] your instructions are printed out and say to click on your computer
Me: it says click my computer, the icon on the right. are you really this stupid?
Owner then intervenes and tells him to leave my office11 -
My ex once argued with me that cartoons would still be in color on a black and white TV.4
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Get a rear loading washing machine1
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Jerrypeoples wrote: »I work in IT so i have heard a few but this is the one that all others are measured against and what i use to assure people they will never top this
was on a vacation day so i left a guy instructions on how to access his act database- click start
- click my computer
- click c drive
- etc etc etc
i come in the next day and he is bitching and crying about how i cost him bonuses because my instructions were wrong.
i told him there was no way and to show me what he did
we go to his office, he clicks start and leaves
im standing there thinking he went to the restroom or what not so i watch him walk down the hallway
i follow him and approach him as he is sitting @ my desk
Me: whats wrong?
Him: see nothing
Me: what are you talking about?
Him: im clicking on your computer and nothing is happening.
Me: WTF are you going on about
Him: your instructions said click on your computer (see step 2 above)
Me: seriously whats wrong
Him: [dead serious and agitated look] your instructions are printed out and say to click on your computer
Me: it says click my computer, the icon on the right. are you really this stupid?
Owner then intervenes and tells him to leave my office
Wow.
#dumbasrocks1 -
LadyLilion wrote: »My ex once argued with me that cartoons would still be in color on a black and white TV.
Hey...I grew up in the late 50s and early 60s, and my brother and I will tell you for a fact that Bugs Bunny was gray, and Daffy Duck was black.2 -
I ate food and drank fluids. Why did i gain weight?1
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My supervisor when I was a student worker at my college:
"He's from New Mexico so he needs to fill out the foreign exchange student paperwork."
There was a bad storm at work, so I was counting the seconds between the lightning and thunder, and she corrected me that "you're supposed to count the other way around because nothing travels faster than the speed of sound."
She thought the Philippines was in South America because "they all have Spanish names".
Oh my gosh the NM part! I went through a TSA checkpoint. The agent, upon thoroughly examining my NM Driver's License, asked why I do not have a passport....erm....4 -
I have to own up to this one, lol
I was riding in a group of about 20 Harleys through Maine. We came upon a town called Kittery.
We had stopped at a light and I was riding Sweep. I remarked to the other riders over the radio that we simply must stop and check out the cats there.
The laughter on the other end was deafening5 -
Jerrypeoples wrote: »I work in IT so i have heard a few but this is the one that all others are measured against and what i use to assure people they will never top this
was on a vacation day so i left a guy instructions on how to access his act database- click start
- click my computer
- click c drive
- etc etc etc
i come in the next day and he is bitching and crying about how i cost him bonuses because my instructions were wrong.
i told him there was no way and to show me what he did
we go to his office, he clicks start and leaves
im standing there thinking he went to the restroom or what not so i watch him walk down the hallway
i follow him and approach him as he is sitting @ my desk
Me: whats wrong?
Him: see nothing
Me: what are you talking about?
Him: im clicking on your computer and nothing is happening.
Me: WTF are you going on about
Him: your instructions said click on your computer (see step 2 above)
Me: seriously whats wrong
Him: [dead serious and agitated look] your instructions are printed out and say to click on your computer
Me: it says click my computer, the icon on the right. are you really this stupid?
Owner then intervenes and tells him to leave my office
If that happened to me I would have to assume he was doing a bit. Like some stupid IT comedy skit4 -
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Once a fairly well educated person looked at me and said "I don't believe in dinosaurs". After a few minutes of silence and me blinking in confusion I asked "Sooo what are those things at the Smithsonian?". The reply and I kid you not, he said "Lies created by the US government"4
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If that happened to me I would have to assume he was doing a bit. Like some stupid IT comedy skit
sadly he was just that stupid. he also copied the database later on and was doing work on the side on his own until the owner caught on and called the detectives. he was prosecuted for theft and a slew of other charges. he tried to implicate me saying i snuck him the files.
the detectives interviewed me, owner, vice president, hr and accounting. they interviewed me last and they said we are only doing this as part of the process but everyone has given us a clear picture that you really dont like him
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Any quote from the White House.2
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I read this in someone's MFP profile: "I live in beautiful Minnesota where the cold keeps the bad people out."0
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"You know I don't speak Mexican"
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