We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Always kept her shirt ON0
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He wanted to wear my skirt0
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She wouldn't let me wear her skirt!0
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I thought when she invited me to her place to just kick it, it meant she wanted to hang out... got there and she actually kick my *kitten*!!1
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First he sends me beautiful Poetry and I find out that he copied it from the internet!
Oh...and he went out to play and didn't even invite me!
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She dropped me when she realized the sweet nothing's I whispered in her ear, were actually Bruno Mars lyrics... that was the last time I saw her Versace on the Floor! :-(1
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He forgot to get rid of some Naughty pics we took and they somehow made it onto the internet!
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Our sex tape went viral... Playboy was calling her constantly, it was too much attention for her.0
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He tried to blame the leak on a computer virus ;p0
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She was obsessed with making sex videos0
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She made sex vids, just not with me..1
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Her sex Videos made the national news when the Senator she was fooling with was brought up on charges.0
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She was always grilling me with 20 questions!1
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He was always at the gym0
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I was obsessed with being buff for her.0
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Found out he was Buffing everyone else's hood0
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when i suggested buffing her rims, she sent me to the garage with her car.0
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Caught him buffing our mechanics exhaust0
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She would never buff my finish. :-(0
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he lacked a vagina0
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He had a vagina
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The old age home canceled late night visits0
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^^true story ..so now I can only visit him in the home once a week.
Besides.. the viagra wasnt working anymore for him
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Gave me a date rape drug and I woke-up while she was preparing a penile implant surgery on me1
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Also true ^^
He said he was happy with the 3" he had 
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She didn't believe it was width, not length that mattered. :-(0
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He liked playing Tennis I liked Softball, how could it ever work?1
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She hated watching sports on tv... the relationship couldn't handle football season!0
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I once walked out nekked during the Superbowl and he asked me for a Michelob Ultra0
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