We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    when i suggested buffing her rims, she sent me to the garage with her car.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Caught him buffing our mechanics exhaust
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She would never buff my finish. :-(
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    he lacked a vagina
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He had a vagina :o
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
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    The old age home canceled late night visits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited July 2017
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    ^^true story ..so now I can only visit him in the home once a week.
    Besides.. the viagra wasnt working anymore for him :(
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Gave me a date rape drug and I woke-up while she was preparing a penile implant surgery on me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Also true ^^ :D He said he was happy with the 3" he had :*
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She didn't believe it was width, not length that mattered. :-(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited July 2017
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    He liked playing Tennis I liked Softball, how could it ever work?
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She hated watching sports on tv... the relationship couldn't handle football season!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited July 2017
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    I once walked out nekked during the Superbowl and he asked me for a Michelob Ultra
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    She was too snobby with her drinks .only drank martinis
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    When she forgot the olive and I asked her for a Dirty Martini, she threw it in my face!
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    She hated how forgetful I was and had olive breath !
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She forgot my birthday... and our anniversary... and how we met. She also spilled drinks a lot.
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    SuperStampede wrote: »
    She forgot my birthday... and our anniversary... and how we met. She also spilled drinks a lot.

    Lol
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    She laughed out loud too much. :-*
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    He was always so angry that I was always drunk breaking and spilling things . He was so obsessed about his birthday , told him age is a number buddy get over it !

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