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    Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

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      hellvee wrote: »
      I have a rash. I think someone from MFP gave it to me, how do I pinpoint the culprit?

      It's like the walking dead, we all have it bruh
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      beingmore1 wrote: »
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      What if @Caporegiem doesn't like doritos? How can we, as a nonexistent mfp couple get passed that?

      Doritos are great, I'd even dip them in a frosty.

      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      I'm more worried about how amenable he is to body pillows. It's important

      If there's a pillow within 5' of me while I sleep I will steal it.
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      Caporegiem wrote: »
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      Doritos are great, I'd even dip them in a frosty.

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      If there's a pillow within 5' of me while I sleep I will steal it.

      What if it's a 5' pillow?
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      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      What if it's a 5' pillow?

      Then I'll be stealing a 5' pillow.
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      Caporegiem wrote: »
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      Then I'll be stealing a 5' pillow.

      We're going to need a bigger boat.
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      caco_ethes wrote: »
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      We're going to need a bigger boat.

      I'm just going to stuff you in the livewell at this point.
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      edited September 2017
      beingmore1 wrote: »
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      What if @Caporegiem doesn't like doritos? How can we, as a nonexistent mfp couple get passed that?

      You don't. That is why you tie him up and force feed him them to him till he decides you are a real mfp couple.
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      hellvee wrote: »
      I have a rash. I think someone from MFP gave it to me, how do I pinpoint the culprit?

      Good luck with that one. An erash is the gift that keeps on giving.
    • Posts: 4,619 Member
      I am so tired All the time Dr. MFP, what do?
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      CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
      I am so tired All the time Dr. MFP, what do?

      Spike your margaritas with red bull.

      Or make sure you're hydrated, eating well and exercising. Sleeping when you can. Turn ing electronics off an hour before beds helps you sleep better too. I don't always follow these but try to.
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      _barefoot_ wrote: »
      Ok so I dyed my hair the other day .. I wanted it to be black ... problem is it's black & blue
      Sooo my question is should i dye my hair again , to make it blacker?

      Yes, you can try dying again. Make sure the black doesn't have a blue base. If you have a Sally's, they should be able to direct you.
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      How do I get as smert as Dr MFP?
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      hellvee wrote: »
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      Move out of the mennonite belt

      I AM the Mennonite belt. Can I just bring it with me?
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      hellvee wrote: »
      No wonder your pants are tight af girl

      Haha sucka! We don't wear pants.
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      Wait. I mean..
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      caco_ethes wrote: »
      How do I get as smert as Dr MFP?

      Eat lots of corn.
    • Posts: 11,962 Member
      edited October 2017
      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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      Eat lots of corn.

      Okay.

      But I may be back with a new problem tomorrow morning.
    • Posts: 33,069 Member
      _barefoot_ wrote: »
      How do you tell a guest to leave without being rude?

      If they don't take subtle hints then unfortunately you just gotta rip off the bandaid. Tell them they gotta get to packin. You got *kitten* to do without them around.
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      _barefoot_ wrote: »
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      I once told someone well I am going to bed , as a hint get lost and there response was ok I will
      watch some tv ...LOL

      Lol Well, I guess at least they thought of you as a good enough friend to have the balls to do that.
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      I have fruit flies in my kitchen, but I’m out of ACV. I don’t want to support the ACV Illuminati. What do, bad advice guru?
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      Heather4448 wrote: »
      I have fruit flies in my kitchen, but I’m out of ACV. I don’t want to support the ACV Illuminati. What do, bad advice guru?

      Wine > ACV. Always. Except in pulled pork.
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      beingmore1 wrote: »
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      agreed. I also saw something where you can cut a water bottle in half, put smooshed up banana and sugar in the bottom, just cover it with water, and then invert the top of the water bottle (drinkie part) into the bottom half. I think I might try this. Right now though I have some wine in an open wine bottle sitting on my counter and i already caught two houseflies and a couple fruit flies.

      That's a damn lot of work to catch some flies. I'd rather open a bottle of red, enjoy, and leave a bit in the bottom for my little friends. Bonus: that method gets me tipsy.
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      pinuplove wrote: »
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      That's a damn lot of work to catch some flies. I'd rather open a bottle of red, enjoy, and leave a bit in the bottom for my little friends. Bonus: that method gets me tipsy.

      I agree this is probably the best method.
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      Dr. Mfp
      I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
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