We broke up because...
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She beat my bench PR0
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Could only bench the bar.0
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had unrealistic expectations of everything0
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she got the hiccups every time she got excited0
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he ran off with the cable lady0
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I couldn’t keep up with her on the ice0
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I wasn't man enough0
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I told him he should try a green mohawk0
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Lmao! Well why'd we break up then haha!!
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He made the employee at Chipotle pick out the onions from his fajita veg for him.0
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No choker necklace0
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He was a Sadist0
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She was a masochist0
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He wore pink better then me ....0
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She rummaged through my underwear drawer and found my pink frillies0
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I wore his pink frillies.....and kept them0
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She had this weird thing with stealing strangers' frillies0
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I had the wrong equipment0
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She wouldn't let me wear her high heels0
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I had inadequate equipment0
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Didn't measure up
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Too nice0
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Always had dirty, stinky feet0
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His wife didn't like me nor his 9 kids
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Bc she said she likes chicken noodle soup and I said...No!!!! Chicken noodle soup is gross!!!!! and I can't be w her bc of it!
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Hit me with a bowl of chicken noodle soup1
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He stunk like an old bowl of chicken soup1
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He didn't like giving mustache rides0
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Caught him giving Bob the neighbour a moustache ride 0
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