We broke up because...

She took better gym selfies than me.

Hated my choice in music

I didn’t have what she wanted

She kept calling my penis "equipment".

She cut off my phone plan

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she was like a droplet of water, there one moment and evaporated the next.

he went to the wrong house. That's why his key didn't work

We never started... this is My Fitness Pal... Not Plenty of Fish or Tinder FFS!

(feel free to dm me all those sexy pics still)


(That was a joke guys and girls... seriously don't they're not appreciated unless they're creative anyway)

he kept standing in front of the mirror flexing and taking selfies

Wouldn't let me use the dumbells

he kept dropping the dumbell on my feet

he took my jump rope away and told me i couldnt lift heavy stuff

I couldn't keep my hands off of him and he got annoyed.

Too many books on her lap