My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Put her bra on her head because her ears were cold1
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She took her shoes off to eat dinner1
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Tag teamed to get my clothing off0
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She only talked to us for free drinks then got loaded and said she had to meet her boyfriend0
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He wanted to charge me to take me out... He was an Uber driver0
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She made fun of me being an uber driver0
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He tried to play it off that the U was for University0
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She said that I was stealing jobs from the taxi drivers0
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Called an uber then ran and got his car and charged me $20 to take me home0
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Her mom came to pick her up and slipped me her phone number and a rather suggestive polaroid with a naughty caption... The straw that broke the camel's back was probably when I called her an Uber and went to an after hours club with her mum. (sorry!)0
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jamesakrobinson wrote: »Her mom came to pick her up and slipped me her phone number and a rather suggestive polaroid with a naughty caption... The straw that broke the camel's back was probably when I called her an Uber and went to an after hours club with her mum. (sorry!)
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She tried to hook me up with her mom
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when I asked for my soul back she wouldn't give it0
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He had no soul0
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ѕнe never wore ѕнoeѕ0
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I woke up0
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He said he lost his wallet0
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She wouldn't go back to my place for deserts.0
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She wouldn't eat deserts off of me0
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Didn't shower after the gym1
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Said he had to go to the restroom after dinner and left. I had to pay the bar bill.0
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He told me he was out on bail has 6 kids 5 diff baby mamas and traps for a living and wanted to borrow my car to make a quick delivery. ....0
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I found out that she was really a stripper at a local club.0
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I found out he was so judgemental0
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Kept slurping his spaghetti0
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She hopped up on the table in a fancy restaurant, hiked up her skirt, and shouted "time for the dessert course!"... But I wasn't finished my steak yet!0
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