My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    wearιng ѕandalѕ wιтн jeanѕ
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    Her mom came to pick her up and slipped me her phone number and a rather suggestive polaroid with a naughty caption... The straw that broke the camel's back was probably when I called her an Uber and went to an after hours club with her mum. (sorry!)
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    jamesakrobinson wrote: »
    Her mom came to pick her up and slipped me her phone number and a rather suggestive polaroid with a naughty caption... The straw that broke the camel's back was probably when I called her an Uber and went to an after hours club with her mum. (sorry!)

    ι'м вelιeve ιт, мy мoм gorgeoυѕ :(
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    She tried to hook me up with her mom :o
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    нe dιdnт go ғor мy мoм lol
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    when I asked for my soul back she wouldn't give it
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    He had no soul
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    ѕнe never wore ѕнoeѕ
  • BHFF
    BHFF Posts: 421 Member
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    I woke up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited December 2017
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    He said he lost his wallet
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't go back to my place for deserts.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't eat deserts off of me
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Didn't shower after the gym
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Said he had to go to the restroom after dinner and left. I had to pay the bar bill.
  • jesssantos32
    jesssantos32 Posts: 37 Member
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    He told me he was out on bail has 6 kids 5 diff baby mamas and traps for a living and wanted to borrow my car to make a quick delivery. ....
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I found out that she was really a stripper at a local club.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    I found out he was so judgemental
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Kept slurping his spaghetti
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
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    She hopped up on the table in a fancy restaurant, hiked up her skirt, and shouted "time for the dessert course!"... But I wasn't finished my steak yet!

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