I'm an awful person because...
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LiftingRiot wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Because when I'm sitting on the plane and smile and say hi when someone sits in the middle seat but on the inside I'm thinking...seriously? There's a bunch of aisle and window seats left...wtf?
I do this same thing except when pissing in a urinal. That guy that goes for the middle right out of the gates is a meat gazer just waiting for the warm company of the two other guys on each side of him.
I would totally be a meat gazer.
would.... or am?
am and would
I would totally be a meat gazer if I could pee in urinals.
Not with that attitude you can’t1 -
I left the gym this morning after a nice relaxing Chair Yoga class. The car in front of me was sitting at a green light so I honked!
Guy gave me a friendly wave and I recognized him as fellow Chair Yoga classmate! LoL1 -
I sometimes post food pics on a diet website.
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.
What a woman that faked it? I've never heard of this.
Actually, it could be said that you spared their feelings, which isn't that awful in my opinion.1 -
i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.
What a woman that faked it? I've never heard of this.
Actually, it could be said that you spared their feelings, which isn't that awful in my opinion.
I have actually faked before. Not my proudest moment.1 -
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Some of the things I've done would disturb Satan herself. Some of it was all in good fun though.
Like this one time when I was in the Navy my shops phones weren't working so my chief insisted that we fix them. I stuck to my guns and said no, there was a reason that there were sailors with that specific training and they were aware of the issue and we were in line to get our system looked at. He got pissed and started tearing the box open to troubleshoot it. Knowing enough about the phones I knew that when the lines were called 96 volts DC were placed on the line.
So armed with that knowledge I went to the next room and started calling the lines he was working one. It took him nearly an hour of getting shocked every few seconds to quit. It was about another hour when the IC’s showed up to look at the system. They first had to repair the mess he made before they could even troubleshoot the original problem.
It was shocking good fun!
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LiftingRiot wrote: »i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.
What a woman that faked it? I've never heard of this.
Actually, it could be said that you spared their feelings, which isn't that awful in my opinion.
I have actually faked before. Not my proudest moment.
Yeah me too, but I'm not really sure I pulled it off.0 -
Oh one of the things I use to enjoy doing (when I was a sailor) was charging a few capacitors and then putting them back into the parts bends. When someone would reach in to get one out they would make contact and get a shock. Sometimes I would be in a hurry to fix something and forget myself and reach in there and get zapped. Of course I got a charge out of it.0
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I don’t think all dogs are cute. I kind of only like the good looking ones but I will fake it and pet them all anyways.3
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JillianRumrill wrote: »Look at my pic, you'll know why.
Awww, that's a terrible thing to say about yourself.
Wait, is it because of the shirt? I don't judge.0 -
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I pretended to eat a bite of throat-peeling stomach wrecking hot pepper in front of my friend, to convince her to try one. She popped the whole thing in her mouth, it was the size of a small grape. The neat thing about the pepper was that the heat came on in intensifying waves, so you had time to chew and swallow before you realized the mistake.
To this day she still tries to get me back for that one, it's goung on a decade.2 -
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When my oldest sister calls I NEVER answer.1
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Because when I left my husband home with the kids during the past 5 or 6 snow days we've had here in central VA* while I went into the office, I'd sit behind my desk in the peace and quiet, sip my Starbucks and smugly smile.
* said snow days were not in a row1 -
midlomel1971 wrote: »Because when I left my husband home with the kids during the past 5 or 6 snow days we've had here in central VA* while I went into the office, I'd sit behind my desk in the peace and quiet, sip my Starbucks and smugly smile.
* said snow days were not in a row
well that's just boss!1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »midlomel1971 wrote: »Because when I left my husband home with the kids during the past 5 or 6 snow days we've had here in central VA* while I went into the office, I'd sit behind my desk in the peace and quiet, sip my Starbucks and smugly smile.
* said snow days were not in a row
well that's just boss!
Damn right. Next time that happens he better be in the kitchen making me a pot pie!0 -
Awesomemidlomel1971 wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »midlomel1971 wrote: »Because when I left my husband home with the kids during the past 5 or 6 snow days we've had here in central VA* while I went into the office, I'd sit behind my desk in the peace and quiet, sip my Starbucks and smugly smile.
* said snow days were not in a row
well that's just boss!
Damn right. Next time that happens he better be in the kitchen making me a pot pie!
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I’m awful because I hold back the mean because I don’t want to get banned since I’m a loser and this is my only social life.6
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My mom actually did leave once, or so we thought. She just drove the car past the privacy fence and sat there. We were all 3 just left trying to figure out how to raise ourselvesi_squat_for_pizza wrote: »Raquel_Mama wrote: »I just blew up at my kids because they have been non-stop fighting with each other since I picked them up from school. I told them I was going to drive away one day and never come back.
They stopped fighting, but now I feel bad.
I did that once and actually backed out of the driveway to pretend I was leaving
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Bunch of meanies!!0
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »I’m awful because I hold back the mean because I don’t want to get banned since I’m a loser and this is my only social life.
I appreciate you
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