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  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Cerealsensei wrote: »
    I just spent over an hour shredding old mail, is this what adulthood as come to?

    Right? And this after I've requested email statements from everyone i cam think of lol
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulate adults to think critically.

    If an adult asks why, does it have the same effect?
  • HMD112
    HMD112 Posts: 31 Member
    In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to be asleep.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Amazon is just Wal-Mart but with the workers' misery hidden from view.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You're only being creepy if the other person is not attracted to you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Pets are "the 1%" of animals.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dogs would be the worst poker players because their tail would always give them away.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If the CEO of Apple bought an island, it would be an iLand.
  • princess7955
    princess7955 Posts: 1,277 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Amazon is just Wal-Mart but with the workers' misery hidden from view.

    I read somewhere that they were testing using trackers on amazon employees. To try to see their movements throughout their shifts to improve inefficiencies and workflow. The HR professional in me says "that's taking it a little too far". But the online shopper in me says "hell ya, I want my package now!"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most effective alarm clock is the sound of your cat/dog throwing up on the floor.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The only negative thing about nicer weather is losing all that pocket storage from your jacket.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    The most effective alarm clock is the sound of your cat/dog throwing up on the floor.

    Omg, this is so true for me.
    I will wake up from a sound sleep if I hear my dog getting ready to throw up.
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  • Pinkferry12345
    Pinkferry12345 Posts: 430 Member
    @cee134
    Thanks for the great wisdom you impart
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I wonder what babies are thinking when they quietly watch all that’s going on around them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Doing nothing and doing too much are both considered "not having a life".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    An antimatter-based weapon would literally be a weapon of mass-destruction.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    You're only being creepy if the other person is not attracted to you.

    This is 100% true and on display in the selfie thread.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Kashmir9751 wrote: »
    Don't make assumptions solely based on my looks...chances are you're wrong.

    What if they think you look smart, confident, personable, etc? Are they right or wrong? Just curious.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    You're only being creepy if the other person is not attracted to you.

    This is 100% true and on display in the selfie thread.

    It is also the basis of sexual harassment.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    Pets are "the 1%" of animals.

    unless they are abused, then they are just innocent prisoners
  • kaiwitzberger826
    kaiwitzberger826 Posts: 7 Member
    Why do certain sunglasses make me look sad?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Pets are "the 1%" of animals.

    unless they are abused, then they are just innocent prisoners

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dippin' Dots has been "The ice cream of the future" for 30 years now and we still can't get it at the grocery store.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Maybe dogs really don't like to chase balls. Maybe they just don't like to lose stuff.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Almost every commercially produced food and drink through-out the world has an enhanced color using E-150 class caramel colorings.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    How does one go about getting all their forum thread posts removed when they quit MFP?

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