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Random Thought For the Day

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Hmm so is the power going out a sign? ...
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Hmm so is the power going out a sign? ...

    No....
    0du57az5nnlm.jpg


    (I'll show myself out)
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    To think outside the box is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Any distance is walking distance if you're broke enough.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Your phone doesn't autocorrect when you type in caps because it thinks you are angry and doesn't want to get involved.

    :lol:
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Why is it a criminal act to commit suicide? How exactly would someone be arrested and prosecuted?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The first person who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird *kitten*.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A good slogan for the World Health Organisation would be: WHO cares.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    We put a huge amount of trust in our phone mute buttons not to betray us.
  • iqnmfp
    iqnmfp Posts: 42 Member
    Why do people fat shame? I know this is a dieting website, but still...?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most unrealistic part of the Batman story is that he can somehow find parking for the Batmobile in the city.
  • Huggy8123
    Huggy8123 Posts: 30 Member
    If Darth Vader married Ruth Bader Ginsburg, She would be Ruth Bader Vader Ginsburg 0_o
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,588 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

    saw that one on facebook, youre fired
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

    saw that one on facebook, youre fired

    People are on Facebook?!?
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
    Before was was was, was was is.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It must be fun for barbers to say ‘oops’.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If super villains are so smart why do they always commit crime in cities where superheros live?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    Pens are the most stolen item in the world. According to YouTube.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People who say YOLO then proceed to do something extremely dangerous apparently don't care that YOLO.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    The guy writing and making sure everything was correct in Hitler's speeches and letters was the original grammar Nazi.

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