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  • iqnmfp
    iqnmfp Posts: 42 Member
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    Why do people fat shame? I know this is a dieting website, but still...?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A cactus is nothing but a heavily armed cucumber.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The most unrealistic part of the Batman story is that he can somehow find parking for the Batmobile in the city.
  • Huggy8123
    Huggy8123 Posts: 30 Member
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    If Darth Vader married Ruth Bader Ginsburg, She would be Ruth Bader Vader Ginsburg 0_o
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

    saw that one on facebook, youre fired
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

    saw that one on facebook, youre fired

    People are on Facebook?!?
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
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    Before was was was, was was is.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It must be fun for barbers to say ‘oops’.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If super villains are so smart why do they always commit crime in cities where superheros live?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    Pens are the most stolen item in the world. According to YouTube.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    People who say YOLO then proceed to do something extremely dangerous apparently don't care that YOLO.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    The guy writing and making sure everything was correct in Hitler's speeches and letters was the original grammar Nazi.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The best lie is the one that you can convince yourself with.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
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    This is really amazing for a definition. More a very salient thing to ponder.

    sonder
    n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    This is really amazing for a definition. More a very salient thing to ponder.

    sonder
    n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

    Turns out that I sonder often.
  • etmiller1975
    etmiller1975 Posts: 32 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The best lie is the one that you can convince yourself with.

    That's is an absolute truth
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Drawing trees on paper with a pencil is slightly morbid.

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