How do I get a women to find me attractive

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    This made me laugh out loud. But six woos on it? Are the same people who are telling op to have a personality and make them laugh lacking a sense of humor themselves? Sheesh
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I’m nice and athletic and have a good job what else do I need?

    All the women like to get unsolicited D pics on SnapChat, KIK, IG, FB, and here when messaging worked. It sets the precedence and builds the foundation of a solid online relationship. It is especially effective if it is a sizeable endeavor. That said...if you are average or not into that, you can try to just be you, showing your personality, humor, intelligence, and sharing your world views. Being helpful is good too, but that really get's you friend-zoned more often than not so I think the former, more than the latter, is your best bet.

    I’ve heard that men of average size can utilize ‘angles’ so that no one need give up on the former
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    This made me laugh out loud. But six woos on it? Are the same people who are telling op to have a personality and make them laugh lacking a sense of humor themselves? Sheesh

    :expressionless:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    This made me laugh out loud. But six woos on it? Are the same people who are telling op to have a personality and make them laugh lacking a sense of humor themselves? Sheesh

    I like the woo. I guess I'm just a positive person... like my posts
  • joaomelo1973
    joaomelo1973 Posts: 11 Member
    edited June 2018
    Go and buy yourself a nice dress and jimmy choo shoes.

    There is nothing more that atrratcts women than that. When i´m with my wife, other women look at her from head to toes to see what she´s wearing...so that could work.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I’m nice and athletic and have a good job what else do I need?

    All the women like to get unsolicited D pics on SnapChat, KIK, IG, FB, and here when messaging worked. It sets the precedence and builds the foundation of a solid online relationship. It is especially effective if it is a sizeable endeavor. That said...if you are average or not into that, you can try to just be you, showing your personality, humor, intelligence, and sharing your world views. Being helpful is good too, but that really get's you friend-zoned more often than not so I think the former, more than the latter, is your best bet.

    I’ve heard that men of average size can utilize ‘angles’ so that no one need give up on the former

    Please send instructions...thanks.
  • Beaster_Bunny
    Beaster_Bunny Posts: 501 Member
    Get plastic surgery to make yourself look like Richard Simmons and go around asking all the women you meet if they want to sweat to the oldies.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited June 2018
    Did anyone say big... ?
    Yeah, that.

    Oh, that's what you meant....

    Anyone want a rooster?
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    I don't know if there's one single thing that helps get women more than premium.


    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    You have no idea how proud I am.


    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    Caporegiem

    In The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone and Consigliori Tom Hagen is the highest, and after them comes the family's two caporegimes, Clemenza and Tessio.

    And now everyone knows I typo'd my name. @4legsRbetterthan2 can you abuse your power and fix that for me?

    That’s okay, women love fat fingers
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    ChaelAZ wrote: »
    I’m nice and athletic and have a good job what else do I need?

    All the women like to get unsolicited D pics on SnapChat, KIK, IG, FB, and here when messaging worked. It sets the precedence and builds the foundation of a solid online relationship. It is especially effective if it is a sizeable endeavor. That said...if you are average or not into that, you can try to just be you, showing your personality, humor, intelligence, and sharing your world views. Being helpful is good too, but that really get's you friend-zoned more often than not so I think the former, more than the latter, is your best bet.

    I’ve heard that men of average size can utilize ‘angles’ so that no one need give up on the former

    Please send instructions...thanks.

    Well I usually leave mine covered by a skirt but I know @leut_underpants said something about a camera..?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    This made me laugh out loud. But six woos on it? Are the same people who are telling op to have a personality and make them laugh lacking a sense of humor themselves? Sheesh

    I like the woo. I guess I'm just a positive person... like my posts

    You do have a way of filling us with.. joy? Is that what that sensation is?
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    tell-me-who-hurt-you.jpg

    This is science...
  • mariekenji26
    mariekenji26 Posts: 30 Member
    A good personality, confidence, make her laugh, a positive attitude toward life. everything else like looks and job are really dependant on the individual person. You could look like Chris Hemsworth but if your attitude sucks who cares.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Or wait till she´s drunk enough.

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    disturbingly accurate
  • legsnbacon
    legsnbacon Posts: 122 Member
    You don't troll for chicks with posts like this on mfp!

    You used to be able to. Those were the days.
  • legsnbacon
    legsnbacon Posts: 122 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Pretend you're gay and do Zumba classes.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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    Yeah! Do what ninerbuff does!
  • legsnbacon
    legsnbacon Posts: 122 Member
    when i do my hair like wolverine i get all sorts of attention from the ladies

    You can't say something like this without posting a picture so we know if it's true or not.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    Preach!

    As much as I hate to admit it, there is a lot of truth here.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    aidydh wrote: »
    Don't listen to these women. They are leading you down the wrong path. All women love a guy who is a sick. Lose that job and make sure you have plenty baby mamas. I'm telling you the panties will fall and they will think they can change you. Make sure you cheat on them. Women love cheaters. It brings out the investigator in them which they love.

    Preach!

    As much as I hate to admit it, there is a lot of truth here.

    I'm a keen observer of human nature. A lot maybe a stretch but definitely some truth surprisingly, especially in the younger years.
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  • elizabethmcopeland
    elizabethmcopeland Posts: 167 Member
    edited June 2018
    Research says that women have higher standards, because DANG we work hard these days. Not just in the gym. We're going to therapy, we're reading, we're pursuing jobs and breaking glass ceilings. We're buying our own homes, cars, and dogs. We don't need a man, we need a partner.

    I can give you a list, in fact, I'll dump one on the bottom, but in the end, just work at being a good person and people will notice. Women will notice. Go to therapy. Read a book. Ask other people what interests them. Listen.

    You can't fix your eggplant size, you can't always have a new car, you can't get taller or be more attractive.

    But you CAN change how you engage the world, and that's something the modern woman is looking for.

    men i find attractive:
    • are genuinely and authentically interested in people other than themselves;
    • listen to other people before giving their opinion (especially to people in what are considered socially lower economic statuses, skin colors, or genders);
    • work hard and are eager to learn and lead;
    • take full responsibility for themselves/actions and don't hesitate to admit fault when they've erred;
    • are adventurous and want to try new things and travel;
    • encourage other people to become their best selves, without being a jerk.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Research says that women have higher standards, because DANG we work hard these days. Not just in the gym. We're going to therapy, we're reading, we're pursuing jobs and breaking glass ceilings. We're buying our own homes, cars, and dogs. We don't need a man, we need a partner.

    I can give you a list, in fact, I'll dump one on the bottom, but in the end, just work at being a good person and people will notice. Women will notice. Go to therapy. Read a book. Ask other people what interests them. Listen.

    You can't fix your eggplant size, you can't always have a new car, you can't get taller or be more attractive.

    But you CAN change how you engage the world, and that's something the modern woman is looking for.

    men i find attractive:
    • are genuinely and authentically interested in people other than themselves;
    • listen to other people before giving their opinion (especially to people in what are considered socially lower economic statuses, skin colors, or genders);
    • work hard and are eager to learn and lead;
    • take full responsibility for themselves/actions and don't hesitate to admit fault when they've erred;
    • encourage other people to become their best selves, without being a jerk.

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  • legsnbacon
    legsnbacon Posts: 122 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    I’m nice and athletic and have a good job what else do I need?

    What's in your pants?

    There. I fixed it for you.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    Caporegiem

    In The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone and Consigliori Tom Hagen is the highest, and after them comes the family's two caporegimes, Clemenza and Tessio.

    still not gonna be able to spell it :shrug:
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    Caporegiem

    In The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone and Consigliori Tom Hagen is the highest, and after them comes the family's two caporegimes, Clemenza and Tessio.

    still not gonna be able to spell it :shrug:

    If you can nuke the account capo from MFP existence I'll change my name and make it easier on you.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    I don't know if there's one single thing that helps get women more than premium.


    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    You have no idea how proud I am.


    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

    Having premium helps too.

    cap-whateverhisnameis would be so proud

    Caporegiem

    In The Godfather, Don Vito Corleone and Consigliori Tom Hagen is the highest, and after them comes the family's two caporegimes, Clemenza and Tessio.

    And now everyone knows I typo'd my name. @4legsRbetterthan2 can you abuse your power and fix that for me?

    you will have to appeal to a staff member, thats beyond my paygrade