How do I get a women to find me attractive
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Bridge_marie wrote: »Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.
this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears4 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.
this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears
Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.2 -
WorkerDrone83 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.
this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears
Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.
man, we got a genuine casanova over here
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WorkerDrone83 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.
this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears
Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.
I'll agree that ears have been done, but not her ear...
Why not send her her severed ear to let her know your dedication and that that you know where she lives already?2 -
I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!2
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standenvernet wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.
this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears
Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.
I'll agree that ears have been done, but not her ear...
Why not send her her severed ear to let her know your dedication and that that you know where she lives already?
Yikes. Okay, let's take a few steps back and just go with chocolate and flowers.1 -
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Caporegiem wrote: »
I mean, it is Friday.2 -
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Caporegiem wrote: »
Opposite day?2 -
Caporegiem wrote: »
Opposite day?
Bring me food day!?1 -
I'm a lurker, but you guys are making me LOL. Well done, folks, well done.2
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Caporegiem wrote: »
The 10th anniversary of George Carlin's death?0 -
I met my boyfriend through the Craigslist personal ads. Maybe give that a try?
If it doesn't work, at least they'll be an axe murderer so the question is moot at that point.3 -
I don't like DB's. Cute isn't everything either. I like mostly brains, a tad of brawn, a sense of humor and a willingness to work hard at everything. Hamhocky arms, wearing all of your soul on your face is handsome. A strong neck is beautiful and a killer big wide grin doesn't hurt with pretty teeth. That's a powerful thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krF6LpUXODc&index=7&list=PLmN6MfS1Hk8gyrN1BWWGBCoWDfpKZpI9Z[/url]
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Get a puppy, chicks love puppies...you just get to be the random thing that comes with the puppy.3
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craygslyst1 wrote: »
Be a douche. Chicks love douches.
Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.1 -
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craygslyst1 wrote: »
Be a douche. Chicks love douches.
Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.
I don't know. I wish I could agree. I'm sure everyone has different experience with this, but I've noticed that girls seem to really like to date douches. They don't often marry them, but it appears D-bags get the fun and wild years until a gal is ready to settle down.3 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »craygslyst1 wrote: »
Be a douche. Chicks love douches.
Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.
I don't know. I wish I could agree. I'm sure everyone has different experience with this, but I've noticed that girls seem to really like to date douches. They don't often marry them, but it appears D-bags get the fun and wild years until a gal is ready to settle down.
Personally, I don't love them but I do love a guy who playfully teases and I am fairly certain that if someone only heard part of our interaction they would think that he was being mean to me when in fact, he is not. So sometimes I wonder if this is what people see and they mistake it for mean behaviour.
Although some people are actually just terrible. But sometimes you wanna see the good in someone despite all of the bad. But that's definitely another thread topic.
Guys usually see what guys are like when women aren't around. We know jerks when we see them.2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »craygslyst1 wrote: »
Be a douche. Chicks love douches.
Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.
I don't know. I wish I could agree. I'm sure everyone has different experience with this, but I've noticed that girls seem to really like to date douches. They don't often marry them, but it appears D-bags get the fun and wild years until a gal is ready to settle down.
Personally, I don't love them but I do love a guy who playfully teases and I am fairly certain that if someone only heard part of our interaction they would think that he was being mean to me when in fact, he is not. So sometimes I wonder if this is what people see and they mistake it for mean behaviour.
Although some people are actually just terrible. But sometimes you wanna see the good in someone despite all of the bad. But that's definitely another thread topic.
Guys usually see what guys are like when women aren't around. We know jerks when we see them.
Are you talking about "nice guys" ?
No I'm talking about the kind of people that text someone late at night and don't send any puppy or kitty pics. You know, those kind of jerks.0 -
D-bags like to go out with all kinds of women at the same time, pulling the puppet strings. They can because they've got a good job, money, looks, connections. D-bags run their lives like they're running for office. You slap my back and I'll slap yours. Diplomatic but wishy-washy, never committing to anyone or anything.
Even D-bags settle down. It doesn't matter whom they actually pick in the end. It's all time and chance. She just happened to be there when the other shoe dropped. The D-bag's time is up. He's going bald or his looks are starting to wane, the options are running out. He gets married and settles down, too. But the D-bag is always thinking about the one that got away. The one he chased but she didn't give him the time of day. It's always running in the background just like dieting and food and eating all back, the things we fight against here.
Yes, every D-bag has their day.
So don't concern yourself with the D-bags. UP your game. Be sweet and considerate. It will pay off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRrfrYSN8tU[/url]
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »craygslyst1 wrote: »
Be a douche. Chicks love douches.
Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.
I don't know. I wish I could agree. I'm sure everyone has different experience with this, but I've noticed that girls seem to really like to date douches. They don't often marry them, but it appears D-bags get the fun and wild years until a gal is ready to settle down.
Personally, I don't love them but I do love a guy who playfully teases and I am fairly certain that if someone only heard part of our interaction they would think that he was being mean to me when in fact, he is not. So sometimes I wonder if this is what people see and they mistake it for mean behaviour.
Although some people are actually just terrible. But sometimes you wanna see the good in someone despite all of the bad. But that's definitely another thread topic.
Guys usually see what guys are like when women aren't around. We know jerks when we see them.
I know and then you, like, never warn us. You never say, "By the way, do you know what that guy said about your butt and what he'd like to do with it when you were walking away? Don't dine with him on Saturday night darling. DON'T."
Haven't you seen any movie ever made? That never works.5 -
D-bags like to go out with all kinds of women at the same time, pulling the puppet strings. They can because they've got a good job, money, looks, connections. D-bags run their lives like they're running for office. You slap my back and I'll slap yours. Diplomatic but wishy-washy, never committing to anyone or anything.
Even D-bags settle down. It doesn't matter whom they actually pick in the end. It's all time and chance. She just happened to be there when the other shoe dropped. The D-bag's time is up. He's going bald or his looks are starting to wane, the options are running out. He gets married and settles down, too. But the D-bag is always thinking about the one that got away. The one he chased but she didn't give him the time of day. It's always running in the background just like dieting and food and eating all back, the things we fight against here.
Yes, every D-bag has their day.
So don't concern yourself with the D-bags. UP your game. Be sweet and considerate. It will pay off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRrfrYSN8tU[/url]
says the woman that knows a lot about D-bags. So obviously a plenty of D-Bags got her attention in the day. So the D-bag route works if you so desire OP.4 -
@LiftingRiot You've already changed my mind and I said you can be my personal trainer now. You're right, I've went out with a few D-bags. They were my best teachers. I'm grateful for every low blow, lowdown steamroller demolition derby move they've used. I can spot them now from a million miles away. I've eaten my share of dirt sandwiches, yes, sireee.0
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Have you ever heard that when an insect dies, it releases pheromones with its death warning other insects to stay away?
There is a similar phenomena with humans and desperation. We can smell it from a mile away and avoid it like the plague.
Or maybe it makes us pile into a thread about how to get women to find a random dude attractive. One of those two.1 -
@LiftingRiot You've already changed my mind and I said you can be my personal trainer now. You're right, I've went out with a few D-bags. They were my best teachers. I'm grateful for every low blow, lowdown steamroller demolition derby move they've used. I can spot them now from a million miles away. I've eaten my share of dirt sandwiches, yes, sireee.
I respect your honesty. I will train you. You will be one of the greats.2 -
Don't be pushy with people you're into! For example, nothing is more annoying than getting more than 2 texts in a row, especially with "hi", "what're you doing", "why are you ignoring me?', *kitten* like that0
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