How do I get a women to find me attractive

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.

    this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.

    this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears

    Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.

    this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears

    Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.

    man, we got a genuine casanova over here

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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2018
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.

    this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears

    Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.

    I'll agree that ears have been done, but not her ear...

    Why not send her her severed ear to let her know your dedication and that that you know where she lives already?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!
  • WorkerDrone83
    WorkerDrone83 Posts: 3,195 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    WorkerDrone83 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Send her a lock of her hair in the mail... Or yours.

    this is minor leagues, you are supposed to do ears

    Ears have been done. Send her one of your kidneys. You can add a note saying that she already has your heart if you really want to kick the romance into next gear.

    I'll agree that ears have been done, but not her ear...

    Why not send her her severed ear to let her know your dedication and that that you know where she lives already?

    Yikes. Okay, let's take a few steps back and just go with chocolate and flowers.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?

    I mean, it is Friday.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    BE friends with @GymRatSF - the women love him. I am sure he could help you.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?

    I mean, it is Friday.

    But do you know what today is?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?

    I mean, it is Friday.

    But do you know what today is?

    Opposite day?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?

    I mean, it is Friday.

    But do you know what today is?

    Opposite day?

    Bring me food day!?
  • cookster82
    cookster82 Posts: 39 Member
    edited June 2018
    I'm a lurker, but you guys are making me LOL. Well done, folks, well done.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I also think cutting off body parts and sending them to people would work!

    Do they have to be your body parts? Or can we get some cadavers and have the same effect?

    I mean, it is Friday.

    But do you know what today is?

    The 10th anniversary of George Carlin's death?
  • tomorrowperfume
    tomorrowperfume Posts: 67 Member
    I met my boyfriend through the Craigslist personal ads. Maybe give that a try?

    If it doesn't work, at least they'll be an axe murderer so the question is moot at that point.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    edited June 2018
    I don't like DB's. Cute isn't everything either. I like mostly brains, a tad of brawn, a sense of humor and a willingness to work hard at everything. Hamhocky arms, wearing all of your soul on your face is handsome. A strong neck is beautiful and a killer big wide grin doesn't hurt with pretty teeth. That's a powerful thing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krF6LpUXODc&index=7&list=PLmN6MfS1Hk8gyrN1BWWGBCoWDfpKZpI9Z[/url]


  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    Get a puppy, chicks love puppies...you just get to be the random thing that comes with the puppy.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    craygslyst1 wrote: »

    Be a douche. Chicks love douches.

    Absolutely not. Biggest lie men tell themselves.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    joaomelo1973 wrote: »
    American "express" yourself to them

    Always an excellent idea!
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  • Paleo_Babe
    Paleo_Babe Posts: 26 Member
    erickirb wrote: »
    Confidence, it looks good on pretty much everyone!

    I completely agree with this one!

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